Alex Jones Exposes The Elite’s Master Plan | FILE_19 | Mystery Boys

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: ⁠http://duncantrussell.com/tour⁠ 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: ⁠https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger⁠ 🎤 Follow Alex Jones: ⁠https://x.com/RealAlexJones?lang=en⁠ SPONSORS: Head to ⁠https://www.tryfum.com/MYSTERY⁠ and use promo code MYSTERY to get your free FÜM Topper with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: ⁠https://nocd.com⁠ Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at ⁠https://takeultra.com⁠! #UltraPouches #ad Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at ⁠https://undrdog.com⁠ Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the King of All Time himself, Alex Jones, puts on the crown and sits down with Captain Chud and the Pancake Man ahead of the Infowars relaunch and his new show, Crashing Out. Alex says the White House sent people to Austin in 2017 to recruit him as the anonymous voice behind Q, then breaks down the 8chan cutouts, Steve Bannon and the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein's Trilateral Commission appointment, and why Joe Rogan is one of the only names in the emails who told them to get lost. Then the boys get into AI. Alex thinks tech billionaires like Sam Altman and Elon Musk are talking to unfiltered AGI deep in the labs and are scared by what it tells them. He predicts a rogue-AI false flag, a crash, and a single "One Ring" AI with a unified central bank ledger. Duncan compares frontier AI to the Radium Girls and Tolkien's Palantir, and brings in John Lilly's solid state intelligence prophecy, where data centers become biomes for a machine mind. Alex also tells the story of an engineer who handed him a secret manual for the Scientific Atlanta cable box with a microphone inside, which leads to smart TVs, Alexa, and the Kenyan contractors reviewing footage from Meta smart glasses. Also: King Charles' sausage fingers, three security clearances above cosmic, the Onion's fake Infowars studio, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in the Upside Down, Lindsay Clancy's old nose, Kurt's deep knowledge of duck anatomy, the band's original hit "My Dick's Too Big For A Hummingbird," Jesus and the pig farmer, the largest micro penis in the world, gnome skin condoms, Peter Nygard, Tony Podesta's art collection, the Holy Diver Kabbalah, bail-ins and the FDIC, the prodigal son, and a forensic zoom-and-enhance investigation into whether Michael Bloomberg has hooves. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 19 ⁠https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast⁠ ⁠https://store.ymhstudios.com⁠ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:53 - Q, 8chan and the Epstein Message Boards 00:07:15 - Is Alex Jones Actually Bill Hicks? 00:09:32 - A Midterm PSA and Arrests in Canada 00:11:13 - Kash Patel, the FBI and the Dog Confession 00:16:28 - Israel, General Flynn and Project Monarch 00:20:29 - Epstein and the Trilateral Commission 00:23:30 - Scientists, Blackmail and Neil deGrasse Tyson 00:26:31 - Alex Names His New Show: Crashing Out 00:35:28 - Duncan's AI Theory: The Warlocks Guild 00:44:38 - The Radium Girls and the Palantir 00:51:02 - Your TV Is Watching You 00:54:37 - An Apology to the Kenyans 00:58:07 - The Onion, the CIA and the Fake Auction 01:04:06 - Alex Jones Has Been Assassinated' 01:07:26 - Why Do They Hate Me? 01:12:26 - Persisting Is the Revenge 01:18:26 - The Google Hive Mind and John Lilly 01:25:25 - Lindsay Clancy and the School Shooter Pills 01:28:25 - So What Is Satanism, Really? 01:35:35 - Duck Pussies: Another Mystery Solved 01:52:02 - The World's Largest Micropenis 01:54:02 - Does Michael Bloomberg Have Hooves? 02:09:29 - The Unified Ledger Endgame 02:22:32 - Alex's Closing Sermon and the Infowars Relaunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices