Tudor Time Machine Word of the Week: Pattens

Philadelphia is both thrilled and relieved over her king’s recent siege – and praises those who helped free the royal turd. Gage and Jessica focus on close stools in comparison to modern day houses of...

10 Marras 6min

Philadelphia is quite concerned over the threat posed by a succubus. Meanwhile, Gage and Jessica attempt to use rational thought and science to persuade her to change to views.   Check our garb here: ...

1 Marras 11min

Philadelphia is more than a little put out by her husband over her lack of a new caul. Gage and Jessica struggle with the idea of putting a rat in one’s caul. Check our garb here: https://tudor-time-m...

27 Loka 6min

Philadelphia is puzzled by modern day form of entertainment. She insists that shooting the butt is a very respectable activity and has little patience for Gage and Jessica's reaction to the phrase. Ch...

20 Loka 7min

Philadelphia praises the beauty of her ruff while bemoaning the plainness of Gage and Jessica. In return, Gage and Jessica, question the practicality of the ruff while assuring her that modern day fas...

13 Loka 8min

Showing a little leg is enough to make Philadelphia swoon but insists that people dress according to their station. Gage and Jessica are less concerned about stations but do admire the well-attired me...

6 Loka 6min

Philadelphia shivers to think that her Queen might marry the offspring of a necromancer. Gage and Jessica’s efforts to persuade her that necromancers don’t actually exist do not ease her fears.   Chec...

22 Syys 11min