74: 14 Cases That Shouldn't Be Real (They Are)

(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) This is our fourth **Reb's Round-Up** episode—A rapid-fire (or as rapid as Reb can make it) list of cases that deserve to be included in the Rebuttal Podcast universe but are too short to devote a full episode to. For this Round-Up, Reb gives you *14 bonus cases* for you to tell unsuspecting friends and strangers all about, including: Drones delivering packages to prison; An ex-lawyer in a purple G-string hallucinating a Giant Panda; A bank robbery research project; A $517,000 rock, paper, scissors game; A trip to the morgue and back to the ER; A (former) judge banned from a mall for being a creep; An update on the infamous bee assault case; And more... Enjoy! LINKS & CASE NAMES Case #1: The Giant Panda Defense Case #2: Moore v. Cecil, et al. (11th Cir. 2026) Case #3: United States v. Stanley (2005) Case #4: Wright v. Shotgun Willie's (2022) Case #5: Wilson v. Midland County Texas, et al. (5th Cir. 2026) Case #6: United States v. Petro (10th Cir. 2026) Case #7: Denison v. Mississippi Organ Recovery Agency, Inc. (Miss. 2026) Case #8: United States v. Blair (11th Cir. 2026) Case #9: United States v. Weatherspoon (8th Cir. 2026) Case #10: Neisser v. Pravec (2008) (Czech Republic) Case #11: United States v. Russell (4th Cir. 2026) Case #12: Commonwealth of Mass. v. Woods (2026) (and YouTube video of bee "attack") Case #13: Operation Bear Claw Case #14: Hooper c. Primeau (2017) (Quebéc's Court of Appeal) *** MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Shop Reb Masel and Rebuttal Pod merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://rebmasel.shop/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to PREORDER Reb's book: The Book They Throw At You—A Sarcastic Lawyer's Guide* To The Unholy Chaos of Our Legal System, *God No, Not Actual Legal Advice *** Follow @RebuttalPod on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Follow @Rebmasel on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! *** 00:00 - Intro 00:25 - CASE #1: The Giant Panda Defense 03:33 - CASE #2: The Creepy Judge 04:50 - CASE #3: Robbing Banks For Research 06:20 - CASE #4: Two Bodies at the Strip Club 09:20 - CASE #5: "Utterly Bonkers," Says Court 10:11 - CASE #6: Naked and Acquitted 11:10 - CASE #7: Donation Gone Wrong 16:25 - CASE #8: Tan Lines & Can Lines 20:36 - CASE #9: Prison Phone Tag 21:24 - CASE #10: Your Body Scratched My Bumper 23:53 - CASE #11: Cat Blamed For Crime 25:11 - CASE #12: (UPDATE!) Beekeeper Sentenced! 28:41 - CASE #13: Operation Bearclaw 31:09 - CASE #14: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throuple, $517,000 40:03 - Reb's Rebuttal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices