Gossip Girl: Carnal Knowledge

Spotted: Blair Waldorf has officially decided that if she can’t beat Rachel Carr, she’ll ruin her life. On this episode of Your One and Only Source, Caroline and Phoebe dive into “Carnal Knowledge,” where Blair takes her Yale-sized rage out on her least favorite teacher, Serena accidentally hands Blair the smoking gun she needs, and Dan discovers that maybe the only thing worse than having a crush is the whole school thinking you are sleeping with her.

Blair’s revenge plot starts with a rumor about Dan and Rachel, but naturally, things get a whole lot messier when Serena catches them having a suspiciously intimate coffee date. One photo later, Rachel’s career is on the line, Blair is celebrating a victory she may seriously regret, and Harold is discovering that his daughter’s moral compass is somewhere between Yale admissions and total social destruction. Meanwhile, Dan and Rachel take things from innocent enough straight into Ezria territory, because apparently boundaries are optional when there’s a literary connection.

Elsewhere, Chuck wakes up with a mystery tattoo, a missing chunk of his evening, and an invitation to a secret society full of powerful men and very questionable activities. Naturally, Nate and Vanessa get dragged into the investigation, because why have one Upper East Side scandal when you can have two? Add a Serena and Dan breakup, a father-daughter relationship in crisis, and one very revealing peek into Bart Bass’s past, and this episode is serving consequences with a side of corruption.

Blair wanted to expose everyone else’s secrets. She may want to check the mirror first. XOXO.

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