COPS CLAIMS PERU INVADED BY JETPACKING GOLDMINERS NOT ALIENS!

In what might be one of the most laughable debunking claims of the last few years law enforcement in Peru claim the recent reports of a group of ET aliens terrorizing villagers was simply a flying gang of jetpack wearing, illegal goldminers. They were of course from outside the country. Join us as we delve into the high strangeness of this latest deep-state parallel narrative.