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Happy Halloween, darlings! It's our ooky, spooky, scary, glamorous Halloween episode. Titty is sipping goji-berry matcha in Bali, Georgie is back in Miami for another ship, and we still can't introduce each other without it sounding like a kids' book.

In What Are You Wearing, Titty has gone for the most terrifying costume she could think of: Miss Georgie Porgie. A grown-out ginger beard, a tatty hard-front wig and a sweaty leopard catsuit screaming at the seams, in stripper platforms three sizes too small. Georgie fires back by going as the scariest day in history: Titty's birthday, 1981.

Georgie runs through this year's most predicted Halloween costumes, explains why coffee beans glued to your face look like something else entirely, and hosts a very educational game of spooky bedroom role play (mummification, incubus fantasies and the occult), where Titty gets every single answer horribly wrong. Then Titty has discovered Priority Pass and become an airport lounge princess.

In Message in a Bottle, Gary from Grimthorpe's boyfriend only gets in the mood at funerals. Fourteen funerals later, Gary is stuck between a corpse and a hard place. Should he keep it up?

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