The Dark Side of Texas Wienerfest

Does throwing on a jersey count as a Halloween costume? On Works Every Time #150, Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, and Phillip Garcia turn a Halloween recap into an argument about lazy costumes, a 6 AM afterparty, and a daylight-saving conspiracy where the government keeps the sunshine for itself. Markus also shares his trip to Texas Wienerfest with Schnitzel, including the less glamorous side of gathering thousands of dachshunds for one photo.

Dino of the Week becomes a reading of The Worrysaurus and a debate about overthinking, before a Thanksgiving edition of Justin Jamboree sends the pilgrims to Hawaii, argues over Quaker Oats, and tries to explain Persian cucumbers. In Bit Pitch, the guys workshop jokes about student-loan prenups, squeaky basketball shoes, and American museums.

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00:00:00 This Week on WET...

00:00:45 Phil Thinks He's Speaking German

00:02:24 Daylight Saving Is a Conspiracy

00:04:36 Halloween Costumes

00:11:14 Is a Jersey a Halloween Costume?

00:17:50 We're Too Old to Be Partying Till 6 AM

00:23:36 The Dark Side of Wienerfest

00:33:07 Dino of the Week: The Worrysaurus

00:44:09 Justin Jamboree: Thanksgiving Edition

00:47:57 Quaker Oats Isn't Even Owned by Quakers

00:52:25 What's a Persian Cucumber?

00:57:54 Bit Pitch

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