#149 | I broke into the train yards the other day, allegedly

Today's episode is mostly about having kids and how they go from being cute guys who say crazy things to thinking you're an idiot. Having them hang out with kids who have nannies doesn't help. I worry...

1 Kesä 201837min

Today I talk about two friends of mine who are in big trouble. I don't know Roseanne very well but we've spoken a few times and she's never come across as racist - more just obsessed with Israel and t...

29 Touko 201838min

On today's Memorial Day podcast we discuss what it's like to date a woman with spaghetti legs.

25 Touko 201840min

To switch things up, I tried recording this podcast in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep. It's about being stoned and how hallucinogenic drugs can help expand your mind - permanently. I...

22 Touko 201845min

This rambling hodgepodge of a show was meant to be an involved look at how we grow as adolescents but it quickly degenerated into me punching a boom box in frustration while trying to play tapes of my...

18 Touko 201845min

I am on my phone almost as much as you are and we need to stop. It's preventing us from having deep thoughts and it's removing us from ourselves. This is making us weaker when we meet new people. Not ...

15 Touko 201842min

You ever notice that when a newspaper writes about your hometown or something you know a lot about, they get everything wrong? That's true of all media. It's also true of the entire justice system. Al...

11 Touko 201842min

I've lost almost a pound a day with a new diet I invented called "Beer Starvation." All you do is grab a beer and nurse it every time you're starving. The only time you can eat is at dinner. That's it...

8 Touko 201830min