GOML LIVE #112 | AFGHANISTAN IS BURNING (Part 1)

I wish I could tell you about my wife and kids more, but crazy people make it a dangerous thing to do. In this ep I talk generally about marriage and what it's like to have little kids. It's fun but y...

4 Touko 201852min

In this pornographic NSFW podcast, I get into the different types of tits and why my friend got AIDS. There's also the time in high school the uncircumcised guys would fight the circumcised guys by we...

1 Touko 201848min

This one is all about evolution. Basically, life is just a magic goo that started out billions of years ago and was meant to be you and me but ended up on all kinds of stuff. Water bears and hammerhea...

27 Huhti 201836min

We start out attacking my neighbors for picking up twigs on earth day. Apparently sticks are bad for the environment and buying tons of plastic bags to pick them up is good for mother earth. Then, I t...

24 Huhti 201839min

I start out crapping on doggie doo doo bags and how much I hate that they're perfumed. This starts a whole rant about all the things I hate including flip-flops, fake boobs, baby boomers' ring tones, ...

20 Huhti 201847min

I start out with a pretty reasonable idea: liberal arts colleges are a complete waste of time and you should only go to college if you're going to take STEM. However, soon after, I get radical and sug...

17 Huhti 201845min

In this sizzling hot episode, I gossip about my eight years at Fox News and dish all the gossip while naming names. The short version is that it's a great place to work with very moral people but thei...

13 Huhti 201851min

While it's fun to sow your wild oats, I want to make the case for moving on here. Young people, partying and getting STDs is fun for like, a decade, but it gets old around 25. Try moving on to the nex...

10 Huhti 201846min