GOML LIVE #112 | AFGHANISTAN IS BURNING (Part 1)

This episode was meant to be a look at the socially liberal, libertarian views of Matt Stone and Trey Parker but it quickly veers into nothing but unsubstantiated gossip about the two comedy legends.

9 Maalis 201842min

Being a man isn't about lifting 350lbs and knowing how to replace a carburetor. It's about not being a self-hating pussy who can't wait to show his weaknesses to the world. If you can't be the man we ...

7 Maalis 201830min

Having fun in high school has nothing to do with where you are or how much money you have. It has to do with how much culture you can invent. Come up with stupid rules and enforce them with vigilance....

2 Maalis 20181h 13min

When you're "cool" in high school it's like being king of the world. When you're that same guy well into adulthood, it's downright sad. This episode uses my friend Artie as the perfect example of when...

27 Helmi 201828min

I stole this concept from Chadwick Moore. If you're white, pretend you're black for a day and see how many things could be construed as racist. If you're black, pretend you're white and see how many t...

23 Helmi 201829min

As an incredibly funny person, I like to riff with strangers. Over the years, I've realized about 5% of the population can riff back. 30% of people enjoy humor and then there's the 70% who are wonderi...

20 Helmi 201828min

Outside of making a ton of cash in media, I've also done well in advertising, real estate, and the stock market. I still work, however, because I like it and ironically, that's how you get rich. You w...

16 Helmi 201844min

Today, I talk about that awkward age for boys when girls go from having cooties to being goddesses. It's fun reliving all these various stages with my own kids but I'm constantly amazed how much of pa...

12 Helmi 201834min