603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You know what I'm sayin? Ya feel me? Gnaw Mean?  Are these different expressions or the same thing? We DEBATE and there might be a new KING, Do you know what we're saying? Plus Hitler might be real. As in, the real Fuhrer. Plus Dani goes blue, er, brown on this one and we have a new awesome song to accompany her.  This is mighty fine cut of denim. Put it on.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Helmi 20161h 45min

Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up! Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record their messages for us.  Plus the mystery has been SOLVED. There's no more guessing when it comes to Hey, Hitler or Happy Birthday to, er, Nicholas. We have the indisputable results. They are disturbing, which is our favorite.  Plus Tommy is ambushed by a SURPRISE psychological review of his artwork. Is he well?  Never play games with Ghostface Killah or his goons. This audio should prove that to you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Helmi 20161h 30min

Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb! The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.  Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or slowing down? Unfortunately for the weak-hearted, it's becoming a movement! Plus the OG of HH has a birthday song she wants to share. Who does she sing it too? Let's have Christina break that one down! Pastor Manning might have the doors of his beloved Hate-filled church close down. Does he have a parting message? Yes. Is it other-level insane? You betcha! Dental updates, new songs and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Helmi 20161h 21min

And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers.  Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing like a funny clip with a sad backstory to get the show a rockin! Plus we asked you if Hitler porn existed and you answered! The Fuhrer wouldn't be so happy if he saw what happened to his picture tho.  When a megachurch pastor speaks in error we laugh. When he can't seem to fix it we laugh harder.  This is all denim here.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Helmi 20161h 24min

Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.  Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Really, they happened DURING the episode. What was the cause? Did Christina brown too?!? Plus Ann Wolfe drops some serious fight knowledge in the Ann Wolfe way AND Will Steven Seagal be challenged as the most ridiculous martial artist by another silly man? Not even close, but we have some fun audio of Chuck Norris.  Did you know Antonio Cromartie had a vasectomy? Did you know it didn't work? We have audio of his orgasm.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Tammi 20161h 18min

Hey Hitler! Hope all is well. Let us know what's up. There's a new hilarious lady whose apartment has caught on fire. Sorry about the fire, lady. But super thankful a camera crew found you to talk about it.  The mommies talk about crazy plastic surgeons, crazy Sean Penn, crazy edibles and whole lot more.  Plus, Master Of Accents, Tom "The King of All Accents" Segura will blow your mind with his ability to mimic ANY accent! This episode is 100% denim.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Tammi 20161h 36min

Jeans, We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy! Plus, was that fart or the national anthem?  Nothing is worse that a goofy porn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat there for a month. Did you know that Tommy can do ANY foreign accent?  It's all here.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Tammi 20161h 18min

The Main Mommy is back! Tina doesn't let a little thing like delivering a baby hold her back. She's in the Dome and talking about what's important: Farts, Big Words, Graphic Sex and Steven Seagal. Sometimes all together.  This episode has everything including intel about a certain Super Bowl winning coach. You won't believe what we saw him do.  Jeans up forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Tammi 20161h 23min