500 Groan Tubes // Dying In Every Universe [198]

You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Helmi 202227min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Spanky Danky pleasantries, emergency porn glass, Andrew's Hospital Experience, Hotcake Hack Results, illegal knobs, wrist pockets, Gavin's drawstring drywall, and bean hole. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Helmi 20221h 4min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about pleasantries, Gavin's ohs, Andrew's achievement lies, why aren't knives better, set ups but no punchlines, Va***ty, David Hasselhoff, disowned by every country, and candy tastings? If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Nutrafol (http://nutrafol.com + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Helmi 20221h 20min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew wanting to skateboard but doesn't want to break in half, bad mood at dinner, the next british food tasting selection, is blood water, Donkey Kong Rap & bet, not joining a hockey team, and PUBG chicken. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Helmi 20221h 13min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin remains unpleasant, buying stadium naming rights, Andrew's McDonald's hack, stealing your feelings, being right in an angry way, a 2 episode mystery, and a fingerprint door handle. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16), Shipstation (http://www.shipstation.com and use code FACE), and BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face and use code FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Helmi 20221h 3min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of bullshit, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Tammi 20221h 11min

Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Tammi 20221h 42min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16), and Nutrafol (http://nutrafol.com and use promo code FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Tammi 20221h 5min