Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 45

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl who’s REALLY into aircrafts, we revisit was cloths, and we investigate the questions about space that no one is asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Maalis 20231h 40min

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fitness, and how Remi Bader wasn't allowed on a horse on a ranch. We review more terrible lower back tattoos, and ho's at work. See Brian live in your town at https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/ https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Maalis 20231h 40min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Maalis 20231h 45min

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Maalis 20231h 26min

JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus. Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, Hilaria Baldwin, farts, the music Tim and Christine play for their kids, sleeping masks, Pazsitzky Effects, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch a CP’s TikTok curations.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Maalis 20231h 47min

Sponsors: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an appliance store, Elton John going off on one of his audio techs, a “sissy” Cool Guy, and an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Helmi 20231h 36min

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Helmi 20231h 30min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew. Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Helmi 20231h 51min