S5E75 - WE KNOW WHAT A JELLYBEAN IS (FREE PART)

There's a bunch of hodge-podge in this ep. Gavin agrees to a melee with a buffed up Coppercab, small updates on Jussie Smollet thing, some cringe confessions, Ryan's cringy "Stand Up" video, and more.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

31 Tammi 201950min

The story of Jussie Smollett being gay-bashed by two racists in MAGA hats AND ski masks (how exactly does that work?) is one of the fishiest stories of the year. Was he being stalked and they finally decided to make their move? Why did they ask if he was that “f-—t Empire n——r”? Why do racists care so much about a show they’ve never seen? I’m not saying he’s lying but if this turns out to be a hoax, remember we were among the first to be dubious. However, if it’s true, Gavin commits to a humiliating ritual as an apology for showing skepticism. See inside for more.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

30 Tammi 201941min

Today we get into the overkill FBI raid of Roger's home, the suspiciously convenient timing of CNN's reporter who staked out Roger's home due to his "instinct" and an hour later got the footage. SNL had Steve Martin portraying Roger, and it stunk. We also talk stories for kids, pirates, Anthony Cumia becoming one of NYC's "crazy people" and more.     PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

28 Tammi 201957min

Gavin explains why he almost cried yesterday. We talk about boxing and the books Gavin is into lately and then we reveal the truth behind why everyone hates Brad.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

24 Tammi 201957min

Ann Coulter says that the only thing all these radical leftists groups have in common is their hatred for white men. I think it’s more specific than that. The far left rolls their eyes at old, white men and don’t really see them as a threat but they have a burning, irrational hatred for a very specific type of young man. They hate healthy, white, Christian, handsome, fit, upper middle class, college-aged men who are likely to be successful and end up happily married. On this podcast we call this archetype “Brad” and try to figure out why everyone hates him so much. Why did everyone run with this Catholic High School story about disrupting an indigenous ceremony? Why were the death threats so vitriolic? What’s with all the hate?   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

22 Tammi 20191h 18min

Gavin's son calls the police. The floor can't be lava. Ryan has tons of parking tickets. Boxing talk, and Ryan wants to get a body blow. Salesmen are pretty skilled. Gavin loses a friend over James Gandolfini's death. Ryan can't tell a story. The soundboard is analyzed. Sex with Oprah. Scary movies. Letting your sexuality define you.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

21 Tammi 201947min

If you’re so determined to “shout at the devil,” then you hate him and see him as a threat to your life. I’ve been thinking a lot about the devil these days as I see things go from kinda crappy to downright sinister. Is the concept of “Satan” just a synonym for “evil” or is it more like actual demons coming from hell to do terrible things? I’m not at Alex Jones levels of “there are demons!” but I’m definitely drifting from the whole, “Meh, it just means ‘bad stuff’.”   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

16 Tammi 20191h 9min

My life is far from perfect. I’ve made a lot of mistakes. This podcast is more a, “Do as I say not as I do” kind of thing. This extra-long ep tells you how to do everything right from birth, childhood, adolescence, young adulthood, marriage, parenthood, and retirement. Short version: try to make your life the 1980s.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

11 Tammi 20191h 34min