"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Hate 'Em"
Narcissists Talking11 Joulu 2023

"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Hate 'Em"

Ho, ho, ho, Legends! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are feeling festive today so they wanted to celebrate by giving some holiday pop culture recommendations. They of course discuss other media recently consumed during this holiday season like Variety’s Actors on Actors, Drag Race S16 promo, DWTS finale, Doja Cat, May December, Gerry from the bachelor, idk honestly!!! Bro please just listen.


There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:


  • Queendom award
  • Best text never sent
  • Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
  • Worst man
  • Most distinctive era of life
  • Taylor swift award for best era
  • Best movie we didn’t see
  • Worst trauma to have
  • The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
  • Barbie award for achievement in feminism
  • Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies
  • Best movie to see with dad
  • Worst movie to see with dad
  • The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
  • Ugly hot award
  • Devastating!
  • The bear award for most stressful place of work
  • Best strike
  • Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut
  • Movie we wished had a lil frontal
  • Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
  • Best blind singer/actress
  • Biggest insult towards us
  • Biggest threat to us
  • Glizzy award for best nickname
  • Hottie boombody award
  • Biggest change
  • Biggest Journey
  • Biggest Gag
  • Wealth indicator
  • Worst legend
  • Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
  • Hat of the year 2023



To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com.

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