Ross and Carrie Listen to Love: 528 Hertz Edition

Ross and Carrie score one of the last remaining "Frequency of Love Healing Sets" before they are going, going, gone! For just pennies a day, they walk home with a tuning fork set to the eternal, holy frequency of love. Which, as we all know, is 528 hertz. Armed with the fork -- blessed by monks -- and a small rubber mallet, they are ready to face the world, and their partners, who are definitely not deeply annoyed with them by now. AN EIGHT TRILLION DOLLAR VALUE!