Birds 2: Electric Cockatoo

The year is 1973. You're wanted in three states so you decide to hide out in the military for a couple years while sh*t cools down. Turns out criminals are pretty good soldiers and you make a career out of it, travelling the world killing humans of every race and religion. Sure, it sounds like fun, but is that anything you should put your kids through? Joining today are military brats Ryan Feik and Creek and the Cave owner and proprietor Rebecca Trent. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 20151h 7min

Where are you gonna be when the computers stop working? Who's gonna be your buddy when the lights go out? How many bullets is a dog worth? Find out the answers to these questions and more. Joining Amber, Seena, Sam, and Ed is Steve O'Brien from Team Submarine. Start digging your holes now! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 201559min

For what seems like the first time in our lives the National Football League is under scrutiny from every angle of society. Who would have thought that training 2,000 giants to beat each other up would backfire? Joining us is former college lineman Taylor Ketchum and our secret NFL insider Mrs. Baklava. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 201531min

On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha, you can listen to the engine moanin' out it's one note song. You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before. That's right, we're talking about the road. Joining the crew today is Danny Bedrosian of Parliament Funkadelic and Marie Anderson of the Reformed Whores! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 201556min

What happens when you drunkenly bang some half idiot and they skeet some goop up into your bread barn, when you ain't got no job he works at Wendy's part time, and one of his stoned idiot tadpoles squirms his way inside of of your gin-soaked eggs? KILL, KILL, KILL! Joining us is the original baby slayer Justy Dodge! Get that tube of bleach ready, cause we're drownin' this fucker out. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 20151h 8min

Welcome to a journey through the brain and times of Nick Vatterott, from growing up and learning to cope with OCD to getting abused by the St. Louis PD. If he wasn't funny he'd be a murderer. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 20151h 9min

Tis the season. Hurricane Season. Are you prepared? Where are you gonna be when the computers don't work. Always remember: after a hurricane, chaos reigns. Joining the Brighter Side this week is anthropologist Luisa Diez and creator of the HeartGov app Asher Novek. Only the strong survive! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 201555min

OK, there's a 25 year old marriage and things aren't what they used to be. He cheates on her with one of his students so she bangs his brother. Long story short, the brother walks in on it, murders her and his brother and flees to Guatemala. Someone's gotta clean this mess up. This week The Brighter Side is talking crime scene cleanup with ex-Baltimore cleanup expert Lupe Rodriquez. Also joining us is tiny happy comedian Reid Faylor. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Brighter Side ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

5 Touko 201557min