Agnes & Leona2 Maalis 2020

Blame: Car Accidents, Imported Vehicles & The Philippines

So here we go again- it's funny how one trip to a third world country several years ago keeps rearing it's ugly head. This week, Agnes & Leona talk about an attempted vehicular homicide in the Philippines, and how it relates to a recent incident right here in a major metropolitan city of the ole US of A. The only fatality in this instance was the side view mirror of a Porche Cayenne, and maybe our faith in humanity. We hope you enjoy this week's death defying installment, that your insurance policies are paid up, and that you're feeling limber. You never really know when there's gonna be van bombing though a village hitting bicyclists along the way.

Seems relevant to mention what you SHOULD do if involved in an accident with a bike: https://www.active.com/cycling/articles/how-to-handle-a-bike-accident-with-a-vehicle

Also, we mention this hilarious bit from Dane Cook- it's worth a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDtSstcMh8&feature=youtu.be

And lest we forget, the real hero of this story, the Honda Element. RIP Element, we hope Honda comes to their senses and brings you back one day: https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/honda/element/

Agnes & Leona is a podcast about absolutely nothing. Cheers!

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