r/Offmychest I'm Divorcing Husband Over His FARTS

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, we have a bizarre story where OP worked for the Russian mob at a grocery store that was a front for a money laundering operation. OP and another coworker clash over a promotion opportunity, which culminates in OP sabotaging the coworker's bread recipe. The coworker has to toss the ruined dough, which continues to expand in the dumpster's heat and eventually explodes in a doughy mess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Elo 202120min

r/AmITheA**hole It's huge! It's massive! It's a watermelon-sized tushy! OP lands in hot water due to a confrontation with her aunt. OP posted a picture of herself on Facebook, and her aunt replied with a passive-aggressive "I hate skinny people!" OP retaliated by calling up her aunt and saying, "at least I don't have a watermelon-sized butt!" Now OP's aunt is upset because she's obviously very sensitive about her watermelon-sized butt. Is OP the butthole here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Elo 202121min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister gets pregnant at a very young age and decides to give her baby away. OP can't have children of her own, so she happily adopts the child, and then OP's sister goes no-contact for nearly a decade. Then, completely out of the blue, OP's sister calls OP on the phone and says that she wants her kid back, whom she hasn't even seen in nearly a decade. OP can't believe what she's hearing and turns her town, which leads to her wondering if maybe she's the butthole in this situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Elo 202117min

r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well I've got an exciting job opportunity for you! You can become a full-time live in s** slave for a barely livable wage! This choosing beggar wants a hot and submissive girl who will do secretary work, clean his house, and perform plenty of "other duties" if you know what I mean. What are you waiting for? Apply today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Elo 202116min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, we've got a customer who's so angry that he won't even let OP walk to the front of the check-out line to open a register. The guy screams at OP to go to the back of the line even though OP works there. That thread turns into a conversation about the horrors of working retail during Black Friday, and how one person almost got stabbed over a $50 CD player. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Elo 202117min

r/Entitledparents OP works at a hospital, and he also happens to have a prosthetic ear. When goes in to treat a child patient, the kid's mother notices OP's prosthetic ear and actually gasps. She's so horrified by the ear that she demands that OP remove it because it's scaring her kid! OP refuses, and then the father starts grilling OP because the father assumes that OP is mentally disabled and has no business working as a medical professional. Can you imagine demanding that someone else remove their body part? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Elo 202117min

r/F-youkaren I'm trying out a new subreddit today that has really grown in popularity lately! This subreddit is all about the worst that Karens have to offer, with their entitlement, screaming at customer service workers, and just all-around douchiness. I had to use my normal voice on a lot of these posts because I was afraid of hurting my vocal cords, lol. Using the Karen voice for 20 minutes nonstop would be like toying with the dark arts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Heinä 202122min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic employer who doesn't want to pay OP's government-mandated fees. The employer is supposed to pay into OP's retirement fund, but it turns out that the boss is stiffing OP. The boss throws out a smug, "If you don't like, it report it to the authorities." So, that's exactly what OP does! He reports the boss to the government authority for tax evasion, and the government immediately starts breathing down the boss's next. Be careful what you wish for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Heinä 202116min