r/Offmychest I'm Divorcing Husband Over His FARTS

r/Confession In today's episode, OP was driving his car through a familiar neighborhood. He looked down at his radio for just a moment, and when he looked back up an old man was walking across the street. He couldn't stop in time, and he ended up killing the old man. Luckily for OP, the collision was ruled an accident, so he didn't have to spend any time in prison. He's never told another soul about this horrible event, but now he's confessing anonymously on the Internet to get it off his chest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Joulu 202017min

r/Talesfromthefrontdesk What happens when you tell a spoiled adult customer that she can't listen to loud music in the hotel lobby? She calls her mommy on you! Then her mommy drives all the way to your hotel to yell at your manager about how rude you were to her precious daughter. Can you imagine how insanely entitled you have to be call your mommy on a complete stranger? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Joulu 202024min

r/Tifu In today's episode, OP gets really hungry and decides to eat a fiber bar, and then another, and then another until he's eaten 8 fiber bars. The next day, he and his cousins go on a long road trip. That's when trouble strikes. Those 8 fiber bars have transformed OP into farting machine, generating the most putrid gas that has ever been experienced, with OP letting one rip about once every 30 seconds or so. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Joulu 202019min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has an incredibly selfish neighbor who also has a very sweet young daughter. The neighbor is too poor for internet, which means that her daughter can't do her homework. OP gives his password to the neighbor's daughter on the condition that the daughter doesn't share it with anyone else, but his neighbor forces the daughter to cough it up. Then, the neighbor shared the password with the whole neighborhood! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Joulu 202018min

r/Choosingbeggars We've got a really bizarre choosing beggar in today's video. The guy starts by begging for discounts to a beautiful young lady's lewd pictures. When she turns him down, he calls her ugly, fat, and a long laundry list of insults. Dude, if you thought she was unattractive... then why on earth are you begging for her naughty pictures?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Joulu 202018min

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, Karen goes out shopping for a PS5 to give to her precious little angel. Unfortunately, PS5s are in hot demand right now, so the store was all sold out. OP managed to buy the last one, so Karen does the only logical thing: she tries to buy OP's console for less than he just purchased it. When that doesn't work, she tries to steal it from him... twice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Joulu 202018min

r/Maliciouscompliance What happens when a boss asks an employee to do something obviously unethical, and possibly illegal? Sure thing boss, but only after you sign the document to prove that you approved it! The idiotic and toxic boss in today's video basically signed his own death warrant by telling a worker to do something illegal, and the worker was more than happy to maliciously comply Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Joulu 202018min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP dated a pretty local girl before he got sent off for military deployment. While he was away, his girlfriend broke into his apartment and stole his car! Then, she repainted it hot pink and parked it at her family's house. When OP tried to get it back, her whole family beat him up! But OP is a military guy and isn't afraid of a fight, so he eventually got his sweet revenge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Joulu 202015min