S14 Ep713: Love Actually

“This becomes a sitcom!” - Eric, on this sequel’s goofiness  On this week’s episode, the gang gets into action mode to talk about the incredibly silly sequel, Lethal Weapon 3! Why can’t Roger Murtaugh take a bath IN PEACE?! Did they really have to amp up all the grab-ass in this one? How is this evil ex-cop sneaking into all these high security areas like he’s some kind of ghost? What were they thinking with Pesci’s hair? And why couldn’t we see Rene Russo’s Lorna Cole playing that Three Stooges CD-ROM game? PLUS: How many people said HARD PASS before they cast this villain?  Lethal Weapon 3 stars Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Stuart Wilson, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, Damon Hines, Ebonie Smith, Mary Ellen Trainor, Mark Pellegrino, and Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy; directed by Richard Donner.  This week’s episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. And also by Astepro! Get fast-acting nasal allergy symptom relief with Astepro. Go to Astepro allergy dot com for a discount so you can Astepro and Go! today. A-S-T-E-P-R-O allergy dot com. Use as directed for relief of nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing and itchy nose due to allergies. And DO NOT miss the WHM Texas Two-Step happening in just a few weeks! We’re in Houston on 5/14 talking Robocop 2 and in Austin 5/15 talking From Dusk Till Dawn! Visit our website for all ticketing information! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

7 Touko 20242h 2min

“He looks exactly like Jason Voorhees if he did wrestling and pornography” - Eric on The Lord Humungus On this month’s We Love Movies, we’re chatting about George Miller’s 1981 action masterpiece, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior! Is this one of the greatest viewing experiences in cinema? How totally unhinged is all this action and stunt choreography? What was the crossbow budget on this movie? Is this one of the best— HALT RIGHT THERE AND PLEDGE FEALTY TO THE LORD HUMUNGUS! Or, um, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show and avoid Humungus's wrath, sign up for our Patreon today! You'll instantly unlock this show, along with countless hours of exclusive WHM-related content you can't get anywhere else, including syncable commentaries, the Star Wars Gleep Glossary, MELR0210 & more!

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On this week's OSL, we're back from the road and reviewing a couple new ones, like the latest from horror heavyweights, Radio Silence, Abigail, along with Luca Guadagnino's sex & tennis drama, Challengers. We're also giving our first reactions to the trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's new thriller, Trap, going over the weekend box office, forgetting that Lane Smith's been dead for twenty years, and more! Don't miss the WHM Texas Two-Step! This May we're doing two nights in the Lone Star state, starting in Houston on 5/14, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv! Then on 5/15, night two is happening in Austin, where we'll be talking about one of our faves, From Dusk Till Dawn, at Cap City Comedy! Click through here for all ticketing information! And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!

1 Touko 20241h 3min

“I saw this in theaters!” - Steve, proudly  On this week’s episode, the guys bring SHEENPRIL (still stupid) to a close with a fun discussion on the better-than-you-remember Emilio-directed buddy comedy, Men at Work! How great is the chemistry between the two Sheen brothers on screen? What a great spice Keith David is to throw in here— total legend! Shouldn’t they have adjusted the script structure a bit to make this a One Crazy Night movie? And what an unexpected, but fabulous soundtrack! PLUS: Our heroic garbagemen team up with the Ninja Turtles! Men at Work stars Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Leslie Hope, Dean Cameron, John Getz, Hawk Wolinski, John Lavachielli, Geoffrey Blake, Cameron Dye, John Putch, Tommy Hinkley, Darrell Larson, Sy Richardson, Troy Evans, and Keith David as Louis Fedders; directed by Emilio Estevez. Catch the WHM Texas Two-Step in a few weeks as we play Houston on May 14th and Austin on May 15th, talking Robocop 2 & From Dusk Till Dawn respectively! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

30 Huhti 20241h 50min

“It’s like advertising your picture has sound when special effects have come into market... it’s not the same.” - Chris, on bullies aging out  On the April ’24 edition of WHM Mail Bag, we’re reading some letters from fans as we plug our upcoming run of spring shows! We’ve got letters from one fella who puked up Twizzlers during a Cleveland screening of the film Major League, another person who got revenge on a bully in a big, bad, totally gross way, another who the Universe would not let watch 2 Fast 2 Furious, and one guy who didn’t recognize the great Diana Ross on a college campus! Be sure to catch us THIS THURSDAY at the City Winery in Atlanta, Georgia as we talk about the dumb-ass Gerard Butler action flick, GAMER! And don’t forget to dance the WHM Texas Two-Step with us as we hit up Houston and Austin on back-to-back nights! Night 1 in Houston, we’ll be talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv and for Night 2 in Austin, we’ll be talking about the magnificent From Dusk Till Dawn (W❤️M) at Cap City Comedy. Texas, this May… we dance! Have a wild story you’d like read on the air? Or do you have a question for the gang? Then write into the Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

23 Huhti 20241h 2min

“This is kinda like Contact for stupid people?” - Steve On this week’s episode, we’re in the back-half of SHEENPRIL with a chat about the fairly solid, alien invasion b-picture, The Arrival! What kind of character name is Charlie’s here, with this Zane Zaminsky? If this movie was more popular, would there have been Zane Zaminsky Halloween costumes with the glasses, buzzed haircut and goatee? How incredible was the late Ron Silver at playing these great scumbag characters? And what were they thinking with killing off Lindsay Crouse’s with those stupid scorpions? PLUS: This episode has enough Ron Silver impressions to last a lifetime!  The Arrival stars Charlie Sheen, Ron Silver, Lindsay Crouse, Teri Polo, Richard Schiff, Leon Rippy, and Ángel de la Peña as Skeleton Man; directed by David Twohy. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM! ATLANTA! We’ll catch you THIS THURSDAY, April 25th, at City Winery as we play our first show in SEVEN years! We’ll be talking about the outrageous Gerard Butler sci-fi action film, Gamer! And be sure to get on the trolley and catch next month’s WHM Texas Two-Step as we make our Houston debut on May 14th, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv, followed by Night 2 in Austin, where we’ll be doing a We Love Movies episode on From Dusk Till Dawn at Cap City Comedy! Check out our website for all ticketing info! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

23 Huhti 20241h 53min

On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Alex Garland's Civil War, reacting to the new trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux, going over the weekend box office, learning about another Secret Movie™️ starring Eric Roberts, and chatting with Cinématographe curator & producer, Justin LaLiberty about some upcoming blu-ray releases they have coming out, including a gorgeous new disc on Paul Schrader's Touch, which features an essay by Chris Cabin! Catch us on tour NEXT WEEK in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, and then the WHM Texas Two-Step starting in Houston on 5/14 where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and then Austin 5/15 where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website! And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!

17 Huhti 20241h 1min

“There is a terminal velocity for us all!” - Steve, on death On this week’s episode, SHEENPRIL takes to the skies… and dives into a great conversation about the outrageous skydiving-centric action movie, Terminal Velocity! Is James Gandolfini believable as a Russian heavy? Has there been better skydiving stunts in a major motion picture? How humiliating is it to die by drowning in your own fish tank? And why would an eight year-old kid want a skydiver to land at their birthday party? PLUS: What’s wrong with a little Tasteful Shadow? Terminal Velocity stars Charlie Sheen, Nastassja Kinski, Christiopher McDonald, Melvin van Peebles, Hans Howes, Margaret Colin, Suli McCullough, Gary Bullock, and James Gandolfini as Ben Pinkwater; directed by Deran Sarafian. This episode is brought to you in part by Ladder Financial! So go to Ladder Life dot com slash whm today to see if you’re instantly approved. That’s L-A-D-D-E-R Life dot com slash whm… Ladder Life dot com slash whm. Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!

16 Huhti 20241h 47min