S14 Ep724: Safe House (1998)
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S14 Ep724: Safe House (1998)

“I think the beauty of [this movie], if there is, is that Patrick Stewart gets to act like a child through most of this! - Chris

On this week’s episode, this one’s a long-time coming as we finally chat about the ridiculous Patrick Stewart made-for-Showtime thriller, Safe House! What’s with this abhorrent Pool Man character and the impressions? How hilarious is it that the so-called villain’s name is pronounced like, “Michael Moore”? How many times has Patrick Stewart’s character almost been sued by maids and groundskeepers for all the ‘drills’ he runs around them? And why couldn’t we get a little more Hector Elizondo in this movie? PLUS: John Wayne tries to order lunch at a Wendy’s!

Safe House stars Patrick Stewart, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Hector Elizondo, Joy Kilpatrick, and Craig Shoemaker as Stuart; directed by Eric Steven Stahl.

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S6: Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year

S6: Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year, which originally aired December 10th, 1976. Is this anything more than a cheap cash grab off the success of the first Rudolph film? What happened to that camel with a clock in its back? And could they not think of a better lesson than "suck it up and deal"? PLUS: A sneak preview of some 2016 Animation Damnation plans! Rudolph's Shiny New Year stars Red Skelton, Frank Gorshin, Billie Mae Richards, and Morey Amsterdam; directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

31 Joulu 201531min

S6: WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets

S6: WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets

On this month's WHM Mail Bag episode, the guys read stories about obnoxious movie theater tag alongs, horrendously embarrasing movie moments (and the friendships that are tested during them), and one extreme example of eating healthy. PLUS: Was there a Muppet in The Passion of the Christ?   If you want your weird stories read or questions answered on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

28 Joulu 201540min

S6: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

S6: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

23 Joulu 201550min

S6 Ep230: Santa Claus: The Movie

S6 Ep230: Santa Claus: The Movie

On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic(?), Santa Claus: The Movie! What's with the opening of the film featuring Santa and Mrs. Claus freezing to death? Where did these elves come up with this Santa idea in the first place? And why in the world are we waiting OVER AND HOUR to bring John Lithgow into the film? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura weighs in on the movie... and a lot more. Santa Claus: The Movie stars Dudley Moore, John Lithgow, David Huddleston, and Burgess Meredith; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

22 Joulu 20151h 23min

S6 Ep229: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

S6 Ep229: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Marvel at the horrendous dialogue! Be confused by the convoluted plot! And stick around for the outdated special effects! PLUS: Turns out Cliegg Lars is the biggest slime ball in the galaxy. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz, and Ian McDiarmid; directed by George Lucas. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

15 Joulu 20151h 29min

S6: WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special

S6: WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special

On this special WHM On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the holidays and found The Star Wars Holiday Special! Remember this beloved holiday conversation as Andrew, Chris and Eric chat about the potential of a Vince McMahon-run wookie football league, Chewbacca's humble domestic goals, and the possibility of using this wretched special as a sonic weapon at Gitmo! The Star Wars Holiday Special stars Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker, Bea Arthur, and Art Carney; directed by Steve Binder. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

14 Joulu 201557min

S6 Ep228: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

S6 Ep228: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

On We Hate Movies' 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Witness the rare George Carlin action sequence! Marvel at the horribly dated slurs! Bow before the annoying and cheesy Grim Reaper! PLUS: Eric vs. Frank Welker comes to a head! Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey stars Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, William Sadler, Joss Ackland, and Pam Grier; directed by Peter Hewitt. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

8 Joulu 20151h 19min

S6 Ep227: Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation

S6 Ep227: Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation

On this week's episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart's summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation! What's with the whole retconning of the Care Bear universe? What's the big deal about becoming 'Camp Champ'? And who in the world thought the idea of a demon stuffing the souls of beloved creatures into rubies was appropriate for three year-olds? PLUS: WARNING - We know some of you listen to this with your kids. Despite the film selection, make no mistake - this episode hits about an 11 on the Sleaze-o-Meter! Cares Bears Movie II: A New Generation stars Hadley Kay, Chris Wiggins, Cree Summer, Alyson Court, and Michael Fantini; directed by Dale Schott. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

1 Joulu 20151h 15min

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