S14 Ep747: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (with Ben Worcester)

On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived long enough to—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this full ep, along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

12 Huhti 20203min

On the Melrose Place episode of this week's MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, "Lost & Found"! Originally airing July 22nd, 1992, this episode has Billy writing a garbage screenplay and Allison being too much of a coward to lie to him; Michael and Jane doing the Michael & Jane nonsense, only this time there are chili-dogs involved; Sandy causing mischief like she's the complex's Woody Woodpecker; Jane flirting with a dude who has Michael Landon's haircut; and Jake finally, once and for all, avoiding jail time by officially getting Kelly to go back to her own show and take all her rotten friends with her! PLUS: The guys riff on secret apartment complex owner, Mel Rose—after all, it's his place! MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10 Huhti 202053min

On this week's episode, the gang turns their key and unlocks the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode! Previously released on their Patreon feed only, this episode has the guys pondering why we couldn't have a Krypton prequel movie with Russell Crowe, why Superman keeps having to hitch-hike everywhere, and whether this movie had a vendetta against the IHOP chain of family restaurants? PLUS: The origin of the WHM Sound Board bit. MM-MM-PATRICKWILSON. MM-MM--PATRICKWILSON... VERAAAAA FAAAAAARMIGAAA! To access hours and hours of additional exclusive content like this, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe now! Sign up today to Unlock the Vault! Man of Steel stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Diane Lane, Russell Crowe, Laurence Fishburne, Christopher Meloni, Richard Schiff, Harry Lennix, and Kevin Costner; directed by Zack Snyder. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

7 Huhti 20201h 49min

HUNK ALERT: We're kicking off this week's run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry's Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The Green Room"! Originally airing October 11th, 1990, this episode features the aforementioned Dylan being a totally mysterious rich-boy hunk, Brandon acting like a whiny baby in Dylan's hotel suite, Brenda making her own rich-kid jeans, several alcoholic surfers, Scott getting bullied in the Technology Lab, and much more! MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6 Huhti 202059min

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80's continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an episode on The New Adventures of Gumby! The two shorts that make up this episode feature insane elements like Gumby being in a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 Huhti 20203min

On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP's second episode, "Friends & Lovers," which originally aired on July 15th, 1992. Here, we marvel as Billy gets a job driving a cab and meets a potential serial killer; we bite our nails with anticipation over whether or not Allison ever gets to the "Paint Store;" and we look on in sheer terror as Michael whiffs on one of the biggest soft ball questions in relationship history! PLUS: Dr. Ruth pops up to preach safe sex between demons and sand worms in the Beetlejuice universe! MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Huhti 202051min

This episode is for Matthew Woodard, friend of the show & Muldooner through and through. On this week's episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 Listener Request Month with a conversation about the ridiculous Liam Neeson action mystery, The Commuter! Why did they not bother researching any kind of New York geography for this script? Could they have made it any more obvious that Patrick Wilson is crooked? And how about that electric guitar sound effect? PLUS: Is Mike the Cleaner addicted to prostitutes? The Commuter stars Liam Neeson, Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga, Jonathan Banks, Sam Neill, and Elizabeth McGovern; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

31 Maalis 20201h 52min

We kick off this week's run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the 90210 pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, "Class of Beverly Hills"! What a scuzzy move by Brandon, no? How does Brenda's date not catch on that she's a high school student after that "black hole" conversation? And what's with that fish tank thing? PLUS: Hey, isn't that the guy from Hepcat? MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30 Maalis 202052min