
The Fishy Fiasco
Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) addi...
22 Tammi 15min

The Biscuit Choke
Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee...
20 Tammi 52min

The Talking Toddlers
The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightma...
15 Tammi 18min

The Potty Mouth Era
There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunciation. Soph and Emma also discuss co-sleeping dou...
13 Tammi 59min

The Double Digit Realisation
Soph and Emma catch up on the festive period, with Soph having a big realisation about 2026 and Emma sharing her wild New Year’s Eve. Plus, the ladies hear from an expectant mum, and a listener whose ...
8 Tammi 26min

Happy 2026!
The ladies have popped up to wish us a Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Tammi 2min

The Tupperware Elf
Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naughty elf. 🎄 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
25 Joulu 202511min

The Baby Monitor Santa
Christmas chaos has hit as Soph falls out of the loft, one listener causes some Santa-based trauma (listener discretion advised 👀), and Emma shares some questionable bog brush opinions. There are sur...
23 Joulu 202545min






















