AN UPDATE
Just a brief update about Futile Attempts & news of a sodding live show and Christ in a bucket I've gone and set up a Patreon page like those fucking podcasters do. Tickets: https://sohotheatre.co...
7 Maalis 20232min
THE DUMP
Everything Ends. Including this series. Kim is chucking loads of crap away, but first he wants to say thank you to the complete stranger that gave him some urine. Starring Adam Buxton as Adam Bu...
20 Loka 202024min
TAI CHI & WARDROBES
Tai Chi is absolute wank and ain't that the truth. If anyone knows that it's plumbers. With help from Kim Noble's sensei, we learn the importance of breathing. This episode was mainly recorded from a ...
13 Loka 202021min
WAITING FOR KAREN
The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues. For Kim it's about seven months… This episode investigates this futile act. We also hear from the happiest man alive. ...
6 Loka 202022min
WALLS AND RELATIONSHIPS
Back in 2012 Kim recorded the sounds of his neighbours having sex. He will share those sounds with you... if that's ok… and we'll listen to a secret recording he made whilst a girlfriend broke up with...
29 Syys 202017min
NOTES ON HUMAN KINDNESS
Guppies can teach us a lot: The world is full of selfish arseholes. You're probably one yourself. In this episode Kim Noble attempts to return a wallet he found on a 172 bus to its rightful owner and ...
22 Syys 202024min
CONSOLATIONS ON SEX
Do you want to be quite good in bed? Kim Noble attempts to improve his technique and manages to persuade a cashier into giving him some urine to boot. Win Win. He also nearly gets beaten up in a field...
8 Syys 202025min
