Presenting: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles
Alba Salix, Royal Physician26 Huhti 2020

Presenting: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Hi everyone.

This week, we're bringing you another of our favourite shows. The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom about an up-and-coming actress who's out to take Hollywood by storm. It's witty and brassy and fast-paced, and we think you'll like it!

Episode Transcript

Content warning: strong language and sexual humour.


The Carlotta Beautox Chronicles, Ep 101: Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho?

Meet Carlötta Beautox--actress, thinktress, influenceress. She's on a mission to become Hollywood's Next. Big. Thing. In this pilot episode we discover how the actress, formerly known as Kitty Kinicki, first came to Los Angeles from a small town in New Jersey. We'll meet Dave, her talent manager/landlord and we'll flashback to their initial encounter. Carlötta also shares with us the gory details of the audition that (almost) landed her her first television gig.

EPISODE NOTES

Trojan Cat Media presents The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles. Written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan.

Website: http://www.CarlottaPodcast.com

Facebook: https://facebook.com/CarlottaPodcast

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarlottaBeautox

Instagram: https://instagram.com/CarlottaPodcast

Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.

Lyrics by Ann Sloan

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