Episode 342: Ass Pizza

Let's leave getting cake mixes delivered to you every month, backpack advertising, family exploiting content grinds, diaper schemes, texting other drivers, and lunchboxes of the future in 2019, alright gang?!?Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For the entire 12 Davids of Lynchmas series, including music by Mark Brendle and Cuggy, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page. If you already do, thanks! That rocks.Check out Nick's stuff at @NickCiarelli on Twitter, on the latest Comedy Bang Bang (#1 episode of the year...damn), or his UCB show, Atlantic City! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

31 Joulu 20192h

Hey, this is from the YKS Premium feed, and it features our friends Jack Allison and Leslie Lee III from Struggle Session. We brought them on to discuss the David Lynch film "Mulholland Drive". We did this because our theme this month is "The 12 Davids of Lynchmas", and the idea behind that was that we would watch and then review David Lynch movies in the month of December, which we did do and are still doing. We're releasing this one for free because we didn't want to do any work this week. If you wanna hear the other ones, please sign up to the Patreon page, because that's where they are. Capisce??? Alright, see ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

26 Joulu 20191h 22min

Fight...for your right...to sip with plastic! Ironically! That's right folks it's another YKS. And on today's show, we're uncovering the secrets of the human condition: where do we come from, why are we here, how do you create money, and why isn't there a little piece of paper that catches your poop before it hits the toilet water? The answers to all these questions and more, on the free episode of YKS! It's free! Shouldn't be able to give it away! Insane...Actually, criminal....We're doing crimes. Enjoy the crimes.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Thanks, everyone!On the 12 Davids of Lynchmas, a podcast gave to me....Marrrkkk Breeennndddllleeee! That's right, our friend and YKS Composer Mark Brendle joins the boys on YKS Premium this week as we head to the mysterious town of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Tune in to see what (understandable, in my opinion) mistake JF makes in the viewing of this cult classic! And it's the only mistake as well!This episode of YKS is brought to you by Manscaped. Tis the season to Manscape, which finally we're allowed to say again. For 20% off and free shipping, go to Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS at checkout. Santa will look at your balls and be able to tell if you are taking care of them! This is part of the canon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

17 Joulu 20191h 21min

Well, it's another episode! You can't say it's not. This week on the show we got friggin' sheets for guys, we got friggin' a stupid little box that doesn't do anything, we got friggin', MORE FEMALE GUARDS. Now that's an episode. Music for YKS is courtesy our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Intern Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Over at YKS Premium...The 12 Davids of Lynchmas continue! This week: Jack Allison and Leslie Lee III of Struggle Session join Mike and JF to talk about Mulholland Drive. Is this real life....Is this just fantasy....Hell I don't know but it sure is hot! Check it outFinally, this week's show is sponsored by BlueChew. Check em out at BlueChew.com and use promo code YKS to get your first shipment free (just pay $5 shipping). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10 Joulu 20191h 39min

The year may be winding down, but YKS sure ain't! I guess. It's another episode anyway. That's what not winding down is. We're not winding down because we put out another episode of the show. You're welcome!!! This week on the show: more toilet stuff, and some stupid apps! Wind that down why don't you??? Fucker!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Thanks, everyone!Hey, it's winter time...why not treat yourself to more YKS over on the YKS Premium Patreon Page? Winter time...time for treats! YKS Merch is also available, and it might have made more sense to say that's the treats, but I already typed it out and the backspace button is way up on the top row. Anyway grab a shirt at the YKS Shop if ya want. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Joulu 20191h 35min

100 good ideas...we'd be lucky to have that many in our damn lifetime. Other people are giving them away for free, like simple trash. This week on YKS, DB digs deep to overcome a serious case of Bird Flu, and JF destroys with logic the endless rituals of Christmastime. Plus: magic toilets, another fuckin water bottle, and CopSucker: The Game.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.We're a bunch of damn fools, and we are showing our asses in a big way by giving away BONUS episodes and EXTRA content under the BANNER of the YKS Premium Patreon page. And we look good doing it, too.BTW, want some shirts? Yeah I freakin thought so!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

26 Marras 20191h 46min

Cops hate YKS for sharing this one trick to get out of a ticket...Remember the Burrito Story...The famous OK Guy Impression from The Simpsons...Buying Slice of Sauce...Inconveniencing your dog...and Praying for brain worms. It's a fuckin banger, folks. Link your brain up to the cyber feed and beep the hell out. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by the wonderful Zeke. YKS is now edited by Producer Dan. Thank you Dan!For more YKS, head on over to the YKS Premium Patreon page. $5 a month gets ya in the door for what seems like millions of hours of YKS bonus content. Wild guests, incredible performances, extra coughing into the mic and farting and telling the dogs to be quiet await you now!This episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. They make some nice stuff for your nuts and ass. Check em out at Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS for 20% off and free shipping. Damn....that is cool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

19 Marras 20191h 28min

It just ain't a Tuesday without YKS baby! What if that bell guy from Monty Python was running around, saying stuff like that. Hey, YKS is here. Whatever he says in the movie. Been a while since I saw it. I guess it was funny, though, because they ended up making all those Hot Topic shirts about it, so. Must've been something. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. Enjoy!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke Golvin. Edited by Producer Dan.This episode of YKS is sponsored by BlueChew. Check 'em out with a free first order (just pay $5 shipping) when using the code YKS at checkout.And you just know the YKS Patreon page is always poppin'! Help us keep making the show and treat your own ass to the classic YKS Premium archives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12 Marras 20191h 47min