Episode 349: My Girlfriend, The Computer

Headed on down to South Park gonna have myself a time....oh damn! It's the South Park Guys. Carman and everyone. They are here and they are ready to equal opportunity offend. But First! Nearly 90 minutes of two sad guys in their houses going "Uhh". On today's show we've got stupid snack innovations, more coffee trash from the coffee trash heap, some virus cash-ins, and a few things Mike pretends to actually like for some reason. So, again, get through all that and we will have you back with Kenny and The Gang in no time, finding out how he died, assuming they still do that thing. Which I'm pretty sure they do, unless the guy who does the voice for him became a Scientologist. Alright. Enjoy the (South Park) show. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Hey for more YKS check out YKS Premium on Patreon. Not gonna twist your arm about it but you might like it. I don't know. What other kind of stuff do you like? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

21 Huhti 20201h 27min

Hello everyone, it's Mike and JF here and it's time to transition from the introduction part of the show notes to the early midpoint of the show notes. Wow we're already here. This is awesome. On today's show we're talking about the same stuff as usual, but with some very slight differences. We've got stupid shit for kids, condescending board games, cynical cash-ins, insane ramblings (and not just from the hosts!), political points of view exposing much of the population as foolish babies, and some dumb inventor guy. We even fit more stuff in there as well, but I find that listing it all out takes a lot of time and I don't think anyone reads this except the little Google robots that scan text to put in ads. So hello to our friends the Google robots. Please enjoy the show if you possess the higher order thinking required. Not all that high really.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium ONLY on Patreon! This week, we've got another classic crossover episode with our friends from Blocked Party, Stefan Heck and John Cullen. Tune in to hear their minds melt as they attempt to solve a series of psychotic puzzles from another dimension (multiple choice questions about sports) in the YKS Who Wants to Be a (Multi-) Millionaire Challenge! That's right folks, this intercontinental rumble is for all the All-Dressed Tostitos. Plus, whenever those turds put up their bonus episodes, we're on there as well! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

14 Huhti 20201h 19min

Ohhhhhh!!! Another one! This week on YKS, Mike and JF are talking sex tapes, dick pics, wasting your life, and some actually maybe kind of okay (?) Kickstarters? Maybe that was a mistake. But we have to go do some other shit now so this is the ep, and we are Boss Bitches so deal with it!!Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, including the incredible Munch Madness and Barf Madness tournaments, check out the YKS Premium Patreon. Every single fuckin week one of these things goes up on there. So if you want to, go give us a little cash and listen to em. Thanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

7 Huhti 20201h 37min

Oh no they did another YKS! It's a remote episode of course, which is fine. On this week's show we're trying out new intros, NOT going to the store, and doing hammer violence. It actually is remarkably similar to a normal episode of the show, which is either good or bad depending on if you like the show normally or not. Either way, you can't deny that it's here now. And it's better than going outside and licking stuff.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. That's the nice place to go if you want to support the show and get more stuff from us. And since everyone's sitting around all bored, we unlocked two episodes for the gen. pop to check out, both sports episodes with our friend Chris James. Get em Here and Here. And thanks for listenin. See ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

31 Maalis 20201h 28min

The YKS remote recording setup is not yet ready to go (we hired the Joe Biden guys), so for today we'll be releasing a classic YKS Premium episode from the archives. Originally released 2/8/19, this episode with the one and only Chris James touches on the NBA trade deadline (remember when we had sports?) and contains the first review of my rec league hoops performance. Look for Part 2 of that conversation to be released later this week, and as always if you need more YKS on your Pono Player, you can subscribe to YKS Premium on Patreon. Which would rock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

24 Maalis 20201h 11min

Well here's a weird one for ya: with Mike Out Of Office, we're forced to go to Plan B: ask the 2 other guys in JF's house to do the show. Luckily, past Jesseuary guest Greg Pollock (@weedguy420boner) and early Go Off Kings Producer Paul (@tinybaby) answer the call to talk about tired asses, the science of funniness, and streaming services for men. Which we need right now more than ever! Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Despite all the bullshit, YKS Premium is still coming your way. so if you're looking for some shit to do, go on over there and sign up and download it please. $5 a month gets you access to over 150 hours of content and a coveted slot in the YKS discord server, where hundreds of freaks and esteemed posters such as ourselves await your vegetable recipes and dog pictures. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

17 Maalis 20201h 41min

Folks we're out of the frying pan and into the fire at YKS HQ, as we (barely) survive a big ass tornado and now must escape a global pandemic while shacking up in the same quarters. So we're prepping ourselves with the best disease prevention campaigns Kickstarter has to offer, from a fake mask thing to another fake mask thing and more. Grab a tissue and check it out.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.This week on YKS Premium, it's Tournament Time! Not content with giving you just one tournament, Mike and JF are doing FOUR March Madness-style brackets this month! To break the seal on this outrageous and original concept, this Thursday YKS Presents: Munch Madness 2020: Fruit Bowl -- 16 new and classic fruits go head to head to see which sweet treat you can't defeat. Go to the store and get some fruit yourself to follow along! Reminder: We came up with this idea! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10 Maalis 20201h 33min

Well it's kind of busy over here today so I'm gonna do a short one of these. Today on YKS we got an update on becoming Real Hollywood Celebrities, and we got 6 Kickstarters to talk about, and we have a story about going to the store. So I hope you enjoy that and we will talk to you next week. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. This week, we have the incredible conclusion of Jesseuary, as Chris James (Not Even A Show, you might have read about it in the damn AV Club) joins to discuss Jesse Movie MVP Keanu Reeves' take on the "weird smoking man saves world" genre, Constantine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Maalis 20201h 27min