Episode 244 - Saturday, February 17, 1979

"What's this?" you may be asking yourself, "Yet another episode of Being Jim Davis published without any accompanying text?"Well that's right, buttercup. And what of it? I have neither the time nor the inclination to punish myself by listening to this shambolic ear-trash just so that I can summarize it for you here. I mean, I lived through today's episode once already while we were recording it. Then I sort of half-listened again while I was editing it -- or anyway whatever passes for editing on this sad, self-absorbed hobby-turned-Bataan-death-march-through-the-mind-of-Jim-Davis. And now you expect me to listen to it again? No. No no no. Hells no. You want to know what we talked about on today's episode? You listen to it. I'm done.Today's strip

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This episode doesn't have any accompanying text either. So sue us!Today's strip

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Today's episode of Being Jim Davis does not include any accompanying text. We apologize for the inconvenience.Today's strip

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It was the Youngbloods, ok? Which is weird because how could an edgy 90s group of fictional comic heroes go back in time and write a 60s anthem about peace and harmony? Anyway, here's your daily example of great repertoire verse showing up in sci-fi for some reason. In lieu of a music video by the band the Youngbloods, here's a funny article about how much Rob Liefeld sucksToday's strip

28 Touko 201728min

Screw Garfield, you guys want to keep seeing more famous poetry as quoted in sci-fi? Ok, how about this scene from DS9? Pretty great, right?Today's strip

27 Touko 201718min

For those of you wondering why the tagline with which Chris opened today's show sounded so familiar, I'm here to inform you that you are correct; it IS in fact the speech Kelsey Grammar recites as Beast in a deleted scene from one of the X-Men movies. You're welcome. Anyway, this is another Garfield strip. What the fuck.Today's strip

26 Touko 201716min

There's nothing funny about this one. A pretty boring and unremarkable episode, all things considered. I wouldn't even bother listening to it if I were you, especially when there are so many other fine podcasts you could be listening to, many of which are produced by Ezra Klein. In fact, you know what? Don't listen to this piece of shit. Don't even download it; just ignore it and move on with your life. Hey, what are you doing! You're listening to it! Stop that!!!Today's strip

25 Touko 201711min

Hey there listener. Boy, have we got something special in store for you today. Something shocking and wonderful that you won't believe. Something that will turn this podcast up-side-fucking-down forever and shake your entire world view to its core, leaving you but a pale shell of a man, which is really weird, considering among other things the fact that you're a woman. Or whatever. Anyway, I lied, today's actually another Garfield strip.Today's stripA La Croix Conspiracy Theory That Will Forever Change Your Perception of This Bubbly Beverage100% satisfying Google image search results for 'Garfield + Voltron'

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