Episode 261 - Tuesday, March 6, 1979
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Episode 261 - Tuesday, March 6, 1979

Upon the death of his father, Commodus found himself embarrassed with the command of a great army, and the conduct of a difficult war against the Quadi and Marcomanni. The servile and profligate youths whom Marcus had banished, soon regained their station and influence about the new emperor. They exaggerated the hardships and dangers of a campaign in the wild countries beyond the Danube; and they assured the indolent prince that the terror of his name, and the arms of his lieutenants, would be sufficient to complete the conquest of the dismayed barbarians, or to impose such conditions as were more advantageous than any conquest. By a dexterous application to his sensual appetites, they compared the tranquillity, the splendor, the refined pleasures of Rome, with the tumult of a Pannonian camp, which afforded neither leisure nor materials for luxury. Commodus listened to the pleasing advice; but whilst he hesitated between his own inclination and the awe which he still retained for his father's counsellors, the summer insensibly elapsed, and his triumphal entry into the capital was deferred till the autumn. His graceful person, popular address, and imagined virtues, attracted the public favor; the honorable peace which he had recently granted to the barbarians, diffused a universal joy; his impatience to revisit Rome was fondly ascribed to the love of his country; and his dissolute course of amusements was faintly condemned in a prince of nineteen years of age.

One evening, as the emperor was returning to the palace, through a dark and narrow portico in the amphitheatre, an assassin, who waited his passage, rushed upon him with a drawn sword, loudly exclaiming, "The senate sends you this." The menace prevented the deed; the assassin was seized by the guards, and immediately revealed the authors of the conspiracy. It had been formed, not in the state, but within the walls of the palace. Lucilla, the emperor's sister, and widow of Lucius Verus, impatient of the second rank, and jealous of the reigning empress, had armed the murderer against her brother's life. She had not ventured to communicate the black design to her second husband, Claudius Pompeiarus, a senator of distinguished merit and unshaken loyalty; but among the crowd of her lovers (for she imitated the manners of Faustina) she found men of desperate fortunes and wild ambition, who were prepared to serve her more violent, as well as her tender passions. The conspirators experienced the rigor of justice, and the abandoned princess was punished, first with exile, and afterwards with death.

Edward Gibbon. History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Volume 1, Chapter 4, Part I.

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Episode 2482 - Thursday, April 4, 1985

Episode 2482 - Thursday, April 4, 1985

Jon is dead, Chris is in jail, but the podcast lives on! Your host for today was Christopher Winter and NO ONE ELSE. Today's background music: Chill Out Music by JuliusH. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2481 - Wednesday, April 3, 1985

Episode 2481 - Wednesday, April 3, 1985

Jon is dead, Chris is in jail, but the podcast lives on! Your host for today was Christopher Winter and NO ONE ELSE. Today's background music: Bossa In my Heart by SergeQuadrado. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2480 - Tuesday, April 2, 1985

Episode 2480 - Tuesday, April 2, 1985

Jon is dead, Chris is in jail, but the podcast lives on! Your host for today was Christopher Winter and NO ONE ELSE. Today's background music: Everything's Gonna Be Alright by Lexin_Music. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2479 - Monday, April 1, 1985

Episode 2479 - Monday, April 1, 1985

Jon is dead, Chris is in jail, but the podcast lives on! Your host for today was Christopher Winter and NO ONE ELSE. Today's background music: Battle Of The Dragons by TommyMutiu. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2478 - Sunday, March 31, 1985

Episode 2478 - Sunday, March 31, 1985

Unfortuantely, this week Jonathan continues to have died. Chris is still alive, but just barely! Fortunately, Lisa Doop and HONK are here to save the day! Your hosts for today were Christopher Winter, Lisa Doop and Jonathan Gibson HONK. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2477 - Saturday, March 30, 1985

Episode 2477 - Saturday, March 30, 1985

Unfortuantely, this week Jonathan continues to have died. Chris is still alive, but just barely! Fortunately, Lisa Doop and HONK are here to save the day! Your hosts for today were Christopher Winter, Lisa Doop and Jonathan Gibson HONK. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2476 - Friday, March 29, 1985

Episode 2476 - Friday, March 29, 1985

Unfortuantely, this week Jonathan continues to have died. Chris is still alive, but just barely! Fortunately, Lisa Doop and HONK are here to save the day! Your hosts for today were Christopher Winter, Lisa Doop and Jonathan Gibson HONK. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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Episode 2475 - Thursday, March 28, 1985

Episode 2475 - Thursday, March 28, 1985

Unfortuantely, this week Jonathan continues to have died. Chris is still alive, but just barely! Fortunately, Lisa Doop and HONK are here to save the day! Your hosts for today were Christopher Winter, Lisa Doop and Jonathan Gibson HONK. Are there fine Being Jim Davis-themed wares available for sale in the Pitch Drop Store? We'll never tell... Today's strip Become a Patron! Or visit these other fine internet URLs: BJD Homepage | BJD Twitter | BJD Facebook Page | Pitchdrop Network Homepage

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