Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979
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Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979

The servile crowd, whose fortune depended on their master's vices, applauded these ignoble pursuits. The perfidious voice of flattery reminded him, that by exploits of the same nature, by the defeat of the Nemaean lion, and the slaughter of the wild boar of Erymanthus, the Grecian Hercules had acquired a place among the gods, and an immortal memory among men. They only forgot to observe, that, in the first ages of society, when the fiercer animals often dispute with man the possession of an unsettled country, a successful war against those savages is one of the most innocent and beneficial labors of heroism. In the civilized state of the Roman empire, the wild beasts had long since retired from the face of man, and the neighborhood of populous cities. To surprise them in their solitary haunts, and to transport them to Rome, that they might be slain in pomp by the hand of an emperor, was an enterprise equally ridiculous for the prince and oppressive for the people. Ignorant of these distinctions, Commodus eagerly embraced the glorious resemblance, and styled himself (as we still read on his medals the Roman Hercules. The club and the lion's hide were placed by the side of the throne, amongst the ensigns of sovereignty; and statues were erected, in which Commodus was represented in the character, and with the attributes, of the nicolas cage, whose valor and dexterity he endeavored to emulate in the daily course of his ferocious amusements.

Elated with these praises, which gradually extinguished the innate sense of shame, Commodus resolved to exhibit before the eyes of the Roman people those exercises, which till then he had decently confined within the walls of his palace, and to the presence of a few favorites. On the appointed day, the various motives of flattery, fear, and curiosity, attracted to the amphitheatre an innumerable multitude of spectators; and some degree of applause was deservedly bestowed on the uncommon skill of the Imperial performer. Whether he aimed at the head or heart of the animal, the wound was alike certain and mortal. With arrows whose point was shaped into the form of crescent, Commodus often intercepted the rapid career, and cut asunder the long, bony neck of the ostrich. A panther was let loose; and the archer waited till he had leaped upon a trembling malefactor. In the same instant the shaft flew, the beast dropped dead, and the man remained unhurt. The dens of the amphitheatre disgorged at once a hundred lions: a hundred darts from the unerring hand of Commodus laid them dead as they run raging round the Arena. Neither the huge bulk of the elephant, nor the scaly hide of the rhinoceros, could defend them from his stroke. Aethiopia and India yielded their most extraordinary productions; and several animals were slain in the amphitheatre, which had been seen only in the representations of art, or perhaps of fancy. In all these exhibitions, the securest precautions were used to protect the person of the Roman Hercules from the desperate spring of any savage, who might possibly disregard the dignity of the emperor and the sanctity of the nicolas cage.

Edward Gibbon. History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Volume 1, Chapter 4, Part II.

And here's that "Duck Amuck" video Jon was talking about:

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Episode 180 - Friday, December 15, 1978

Episode 180 - Friday, December 15, 1978

And here you have it, folks, number one-eighty: the episode so nice they began it thrice.Today's strip:

24 Helmi 201723min

Episode 179 - Thursday, December 14, 1978

Episode 179 - Thursday, December 14, 1978

So I was going to actually write something about todays episode, but we reference "The Banana Boat Song" early on and that got me YouTubing old Harry Belafonte clips, and that led me to whatever this is, and now I just honestly have no words.Today's strip:

23 Helmi 201715min

Episode 178 - Wednesday, December 13, 1978

Episode 178 - Wednesday, December 13, 1978

On today's episode we discuss a variety of things. I won't go into details here because I don't want to spoil it for you. Just listen why don't you?Today's strip:

22 Helmi 201710min

Episode 177 - Tuesday, December 12, 1978

Episode 177 - Tuesday, December 12, 1978

Don't have much to say about this one, but here's a pretty great video of Lou Donaldson live with Lonnie Smith:Today's strip:

21 Helmi 201716min

Episode 176 - Monday, December 11, 1978

Episode 176 - Monday, December 11, 1978

The dishonest media will tell you that today's episode was plagued by technical difficulties and released several hours late. I mean, you wouldn't believe these people. They're shameless, they lie. It's disgusting.Today's strip:

20 Helmi 201718min

Episode 175 - Sunday, December 10, 1978

Episode 175 - Sunday, December 10, 1978

Hey, do you guys remember Smoking Garfield? (#SmokingGarfield) Those were some good times. Anyway, today the percentage of regular players in this comic strip whom we have witnessed in the act of smoking a pipe doubles from 25% to 50%. And that's something I just mentioned. #statisticsToday's strip

19 Helmi 201719min

Episode 174 - Saturday, December 9, 1978

Episode 174 - Saturday, December 9, 1978

“The next panel asks us to consider whether the West will survive. In recent years, this question would invite accusations of hyperbole and alarmism. Not this year. If ever there were a time to treat this question with a deadly seriousness, it is now. This question was real, half a century ago, for Ewald von Kleist and the founders of this conference. Indeed, it is why they first started coming to Munich. They did not assume the West would survive, because they had seen its near annihilation. They saw open markets give way to beggar-thy-neighbor protectionism, and the poverty that imposed. They saw a world order fracture into clashing ethnic and nationalist passions, and the misery that wrought. They saw the rise of hostile great powers, and the failure of deterrence, and the wars that followed. “From the ashes of the most awful calamity in human history was born what we call the West—a new, and different, and better kind of world order ... one based not on blood-and-soil nationalism, or spheres of influence, or conquest of the weak by the strong, but rather on universal values, rule of law, open commerce, and respect for national sovereignty and independence. Indeed, the entire idea of the West is that it open to any person or any nation that honors and upholds these values. “The unprecedented period of security and prosperity that we have enjoyed for the past seven decades did not happen by accident. It happened not only because of the appeal of our values, but because we backed them with our power and persevered in their defense. Our predecessors did not believe in the end of history—or that it bends, inevitably, toward justice. That is up to us. That requires our persistent, painstaking effort. And that is why we come to Munich, year after year after year.“What would von Kleist’s generation say if they saw our world today? I fear that much about it would be all-too-familiar to them, and they would be alarmed by it."-Remarks by SASC Chairman John McCain at the 2017 Munich Security ConferenceToday's strip

18 Helmi 201713min

Episode 173 - Friday, December 8, 1978

Episode 173 - Friday, December 8, 1978

You know what Garfield is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with Garfield. Including some bad things.Today's strip

17 Helmi 201711min

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