Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979
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Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979

The servile crowd, whose fortune depended on their master's vices, applauded these ignoble pursuits. The perfidious voice of flattery reminded him, that by exploits of the same nature, by the defeat of the Nemaean lion, and the slaughter of the wild boar of Erymanthus, the Grecian Hercules had acquired a place among the gods, and an immortal memory among men. They only forgot to observe, that, in the first ages of society, when the fiercer animals often dispute with man the possession of an unsettled country, a successful war against those savages is one of the most innocent and beneficial labors of heroism. In the civilized state of the Roman empire, the wild beasts had long since retired from the face of man, and the neighborhood of populous cities. To surprise them in their solitary haunts, and to transport them to Rome, that they might be slain in pomp by the hand of an emperor, was an enterprise equally ridiculous for the prince and oppressive for the people. Ignorant of these distinctions, Commodus eagerly embraced the glorious resemblance, and styled himself (as we still read on his medals the Roman Hercules. The club and the lion's hide were placed by the side of the throne, amongst the ensigns of sovereignty; and statues were erected, in which Commodus was represented in the character, and with the attributes, of the nicolas cage, whose valor and dexterity he endeavored to emulate in the daily course of his ferocious amusements.

Elated with these praises, which gradually extinguished the innate sense of shame, Commodus resolved to exhibit before the eyes of the Roman people those exercises, which till then he had decently confined within the walls of his palace, and to the presence of a few favorites. On the appointed day, the various motives of flattery, fear, and curiosity, attracted to the amphitheatre an innumerable multitude of spectators; and some degree of applause was deservedly bestowed on the uncommon skill of the Imperial performer. Whether he aimed at the head or heart of the animal, the wound was alike certain and mortal. With arrows whose point was shaped into the form of crescent, Commodus often intercepted the rapid career, and cut asunder the long, bony neck of the ostrich. A panther was let loose; and the archer waited till he had leaped upon a trembling malefactor. In the same instant the shaft flew, the beast dropped dead, and the man remained unhurt. The dens of the amphitheatre disgorged at once a hundred lions: a hundred darts from the unerring hand of Commodus laid them dead as they run raging round the Arena. Neither the huge bulk of the elephant, nor the scaly hide of the rhinoceros, could defend them from his stroke. Aethiopia and India yielded their most extraordinary productions; and several animals were slain in the amphitheatre, which had been seen only in the representations of art, or perhaps of fancy. In all these exhibitions, the securest precautions were used to protect the person of the Roman Hercules from the desperate spring of any savage, who might possibly disregard the dignity of the emperor and the sanctity of the nicolas cage.

Edward Gibbon. History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Volume 1, Chapter 4, Part II.

And here's that "Duck Amuck" video Jon was talking about:

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Episode 124 - Friday, October 20, 1978

Episode 124 - Friday, October 20, 1978

"Live fast, die young, read Garfield." That quote is pretty much all you need to know about todays's episode.Today's strip:

30 Joulu 201615min

Episode 123 - Thursday, October 19, 1978

Episode 123 - Thursday, October 19, 1978

Today's episode seems vaguely like a promotion for the NRA. In the background, of course, are the notoriously high crime rates of the 1970s: Incidentally, when Donald Trump claims that the murder rate in the United States is "the highest it's been in 45 years," he's lying, of course, but he's also sending a message about who he's with (prosecutors, police unions, "law and order" types, racists) and who he's against (human rights advocates, criminal justice reformers, minorities.) Remember that.Today's strip:

29 Joulu 201622min

Episode 122 - Wednesday, October 18, 1978

Episode 122 - Wednesday, October 18, 1978

In today's episode of Being Jim Davis, we discuss suicide and the subjunctive mood. In fairness to us, though, Jim Davis really left us with no choice on either count. We're not convinced that suicide is funny, but then again, we aren't wildly successful syndicated cartoonists, so what do we know? For real, though, a lot of people find the holiday season dark and oppressive. If that's you, maybe call the National Suicide Prevention Line: 1-800-273-8255. This podcast has few enough listeners already!Plus, do we talk about the both Kantian epistemology and the three types of heat transfer? I mean, sure, we mention them in passing. Today's strip:

28 Joulu 201625min

Episode 121 - Tuesday, October 17, 1978

Episode 121 - Tuesday, October 17, 1978

In today's episode, we spend an excessive amount of time discussing the details of SCP, our new time-saving acronym for "Standard Countertop Position," our new time-saving shorthand for panels where Jon is on the left, standing, and Garfield is on the right, sitting on a countertop. Basically, we save a lot of time in this episode. A lot.Today's strip:

27 Joulu 201613min

Episode 120 - Monday, October 16, 1978

Episode 120 - Monday, October 16, 1978

Hey, you know what's great in a podcast? People talking about various hand signals you're not able to see, that's what! Also when random other people wander by and start unrelated conversations -- that's great too. Or even if it's not great, it's what happens in today's episode. So live with it.Oh, hey, after we recorded this podcast, I (Christopher Winter) changed my Twitter handle back to @thechriswinter, so don't be tweeting to @doctor_garfield anymore. Why did I change it? Hard to say, but it's a thing I did, and now we all have to live with the consequences.Now here's a diagram of some basic gospel source theories, a thing we talk about: Today's strip:

26 Joulu 201622min

Supplemental No. 2 - Christmas Eve Live Show, 2016

Supplemental No. 2 - Christmas Eve Live Show, 2016

A raucous night in the Grand Ballroom of the Trump International Hotel in beautiful downtown Philadelphia! We enjoy a Garfield-themed quiz, shout at each other, and do a live commentary of 1987's "A Garfield Christmas Special."You can watch the special on YouTube while you listen. That would be fun, right?Also, here's a screengrab of Jon, Garfield, and Odie on their way to the farm. Take a good, long look at their home city (which we have always assumed to be Muncie, Indiana) in the background: Compare with this shot of Muncie... ...and this shot of nearby Indianapolis: It's totally Indianapolis, right? I mean, you be the judge, but it's totally Indianapolis.

25 Joulu 201645min

Episode 119 - Sunday, October 15, 1978

Episode 119 - Sunday, October 15, 1978

Listener, can you imagine a time where 'man has staring contest with his cat' was actually amusing, or heck, even conceptually interesting in any way? You can't? Well, don't worry, because you don't have to! That's what our podcast exists for. That is, more or less, its very conceit, its raison d'etre. Oh sure, you didn't ask for it and neither did we, but it is in fact the way of things. Look, let's just acknowledge the existence of Being Jim Davis as yet another tragedy in the long national nightmare that is 2016, ok?Merry Christmas everybody!Today's strip

25 Joulu 201611min

Episode 118 - Saturday, October 14, 1978

Episode 118 - Saturday, October 14, 1978

We really don't know what to make of this one. Is this merely a cry for help, or is Jim Davis trying to create some sort of anti-humor singularity that will destroy the entire universe? It's not answered within the text of today's comic, so we're forced to speculate. The only other possibility is that Jim Davis, after 33 years of life on earth including FOUR MONTHS drawing a daily cat-themed comic strip, JUST NOW realized that cats are 'nice to have when you're feeling lonely' and thought it was worth throwing out traditional comedic structure to evangelize this fact. Either way, we really worry about Jim Davis in this one.Today's stripThe 'Intelligence Staircase'

24 Joulu 201625min

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