Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979
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Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979

The servile crowd, whose fortune depended on their master's vices, applauded these ignoble pursuits. The perfidious voice of flattery reminded him, that by exploits of the same nature, by the defeat of the Nemaean lion, and the slaughter of the wild boar of Erymanthus, the Grecian Hercules had acquired a place among the gods, and an immortal memory among men. They only forgot to observe, that, in the first ages of society, when the fiercer animals often dispute with man the possession of an unsettled country, a successful war against those savages is one of the most innocent and beneficial labors of heroism. In the civilized state of the Roman empire, the wild beasts had long since retired from the face of man, and the neighborhood of populous cities. To surprise them in their solitary haunts, and to transport them to Rome, that they might be slain in pomp by the hand of an emperor, was an enterprise equally ridiculous for the prince and oppressive for the people. Ignorant of these distinctions, Commodus eagerly embraced the glorious resemblance, and styled himself (as we still read on his medals the Roman Hercules. The club and the lion's hide were placed by the side of the throne, amongst the ensigns of sovereignty; and statues were erected, in which Commodus was represented in the character, and with the attributes, of the nicolas cage, whose valor and dexterity he endeavored to emulate in the daily course of his ferocious amusements.

Elated with these praises, which gradually extinguished the innate sense of shame, Commodus resolved to exhibit before the eyes of the Roman people those exercises, which till then he had decently confined within the walls of his palace, and to the presence of a few favorites. On the appointed day, the various motives of flattery, fear, and curiosity, attracted to the amphitheatre an innumerable multitude of spectators; and some degree of applause was deservedly bestowed on the uncommon skill of the Imperial performer. Whether he aimed at the head or heart of the animal, the wound was alike certain and mortal. With arrows whose point was shaped into the form of crescent, Commodus often intercepted the rapid career, and cut asunder the long, bony neck of the ostrich. A panther was let loose; and the archer waited till he had leaped upon a trembling malefactor. In the same instant the shaft flew, the beast dropped dead, and the man remained unhurt. The dens of the amphitheatre disgorged at once a hundred lions: a hundred darts from the unerring hand of Commodus laid them dead as they run raging round the Arena. Neither the huge bulk of the elephant, nor the scaly hide of the rhinoceros, could defend them from his stroke. Aethiopia and India yielded their most extraordinary productions; and several animals were slain in the amphitheatre, which had been seen only in the representations of art, or perhaps of fancy. In all these exhibitions, the securest precautions were used to protect the person of the Roman Hercules from the desperate spring of any savage, who might possibly disregard the dignity of the emperor and the sanctity of the nicolas cage.

Edward Gibbon. History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Volume 1, Chapter 4, Part II.

And here's that "Duck Amuck" video Jon was talking about:

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Episode 101 - Wednesday, September 27, 1978

Episode 101 - Wednesday, September 27, 1978

Not really much going on in this one, but we did mention Orson Welles, so that's a pretty decent excuse for us all to re-watch the opening crane shot from Touch of Evil. Man, what a shot!Today's strip

7 Joulu 201610min

Supplemental No. 1 - Top Ten Strips of June 19, 1978 - September 26, 1978

Supplemental No. 1 - Top Ten Strips of June 19, 1978 - September 26, 1978

In the first ever BJD supplemental episode, we take a look back at our first 100 episodes and discuss each of our picks for our Top Ten of the first century of Garfield comic strips. It makes for what is by far the longest episode of BJD to date, but hey, if you break it down on a strips-covered-per-episode basis, it's by far our most efficient episode. No contest.Official BJD Combined Top Ten (Official):10. "Jon's Watch" (Monday, August 21, 1978)9. / 8. "Garfield v. Steve Martin" (Monday, July 24, 1978) / "Garfield vs. Annette Funicello" (Saturday, July 29, 1978)7. "Garfield v. Soup" (Tuesday, August 22, 1978)6. "Garfield v. Brigitte Bardot" (Saturday, July 1, 1978)5. "Mud Fence" (Saturday, July 8, 1978)4. "Garfield Meets Coffee" (Thursday, June 29, 1978)3. "Return of Smoking Garfield" (Friday, July 28, 1978)2. / 1. "Smoking Garfield" (Thursday, July 27, 1978) / "Garfield vs. G. William Miller" (Tuesday, July 18, 1978)Jim Davis' List:10. "Jon's Watch" (Monday, August 21, 1978)9. "Garfield v. Grapefruit" (Wednesday, July 26, 1978)8. "Garfield Meets Television" (Friday, June 23, 1978)7. "Mud Fence" (Saturday, July 8, 1978)6. "Garfield v. Steve Martin" (Monday, July 24, 1978)5. "Garfield Meets Coffee" (Thursday, June 29, 1978)4. "Garfield v. Soup" (Tuesday, August 22, 1978)3. "Smoking Garfield" (Thursday, July 27, 1978)2. "Garfield vs. G. William Miller" (Tuesday, July 18, 1978)1. "Return of Smoking Garfield" (Friday, July 28, 1978)Jim Davis' List:10. "Garfield v. Disco" (Wednesday, August 23, 1978)9. "Garfield Meets Lasagna" (Wednesday July 15, 1978)8. "Jon's Watch" (Monday, August 21, 1978)7. "Return of Smoking Garfield" (Friday, July 28, 1978)6. "Garfield vs. Annette Funicello" (Saturday, July 29, 1978)5. "Mud Fence" (Saturday, July 8, 1978)4. "Garfield Meets Coffee" (Thursday, June 29, 1978)3. "Garfield vs. Brigitte Bardot" (Saturday, July 1, 1978)2. "Garfield vs. G. William Miller" (Tuesday, July 18, 1978)1. "Smoking Garfield" (Thursday, July 27, 1978)

6 Joulu 20161h 4min

Episode 100 - Tuesday, September 26, 1978

Episode 100 - Tuesday, September 26, 1978

This one is officially a doozy! If the strip continues in the direction it's headed in, pretty soon Garfield will be overtly declining to disavow the KKK and bragging about sexually assaulting Arlene. It's really pretty much impossible that that will not happen at some point. We discuss authorial intent, the unreliable narrator, Archie Bunker, Luis Buñuel, clothing for dogs, and Odie's potential role as a harbinger of drug overdose.All this plus an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT about the future of our podcast!Today's strip

6 Joulu 201614min

Episode 99 - Monday, September 25, 1978

Episode 99 - Monday, September 25, 1978

Jon has a magical shapeshifting blanket and Garfield is improbably unaware of his surroundings. Why this must be the 99th EVER Garfield comic!We argue over just whose bed this is, how many different songs Jon Arbuckle knows (one), and whether Jon's old college buddy Lyman actually committed suicide after yesterday's confusing events or has merely checked himself into rehab. Christopher Winter repeats an amusing anecdote about his cat and we read our FIRST EVER iTunes review!!!Today's strip

5 Joulu 201625min

Episode 98 - Sunday, September 24, 1978

Episode 98 - Sunday, September 24, 1978

So if your problem with yesterday's episode was that we didn't use the word "parsimonious" quite enough, you're in luck! We also reference Occam's razor, Lyman, steak distribution, and Garfield's dog-nature. This one probably would have been over-long, but Jon had a dinner engagement.Today's strip:

4 Joulu 201614min

Episode 97 - Saturday, September 23, 1978

Episode 97 - Saturday, September 23, 1978

In today's episode, we discuss another installment of the popular comic strip Garfield. We speculate about Jon Arbuckle's college years and then for some reason we use the word "parsimonious" a lot. Honestly, that's about it.Today's strip:

3 Joulu 201615min

Episode 96 - Friday, September 22, 1978

Episode 96 - Friday, September 22, 1978

Today's strip starts off with Jon Arbuckle and Lyman sitting around drinking coffee. For that reason -- and for no other -- it's actually pretty great.Today's strip:

2 Joulu 201613min

Episode 95 - Thursday, September 21, 1978

Episode 95 - Thursday, September 21, 1978

Our press and our schools cultivate chauvinism, militarism, dogmatism, conformism and ignorance. The arbitrary power of the government is unlimited, and unexampled in history; freedom of the press, of opinion and of movement are as thoroughly exterminated as though the proclamation of the Rights of Man had never been. We have built up the most gigantic police apparatus, with informers made a national institution, and the most refined scientific system of political and mental torture. We whip the groaning masses of the country towards a theoretical future happiness, which only we can.Arthur Koestler, Darkness at NoonToday's strip:

1 Joulu 201613min

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