Episode 1356 - Friday, March 5, 1982

Most of the crimes which disturb the internal peace of society, are produced by the restraints which the necessary but unequal laws of property have imposed on the appetites of mankind, by confining t...

15 Touko 201729min

Garfield does a thing with a rope. We didn't have much to say about it, but it took us seventeen minutes to do it. We did talk about the periodic table for a while today. I think we referenced a bunch...

14 Touko 201717min

Hey, Squarespace has charts now! No, seriously, this is a pie chart It's been brought to our attention that we have inadvertently recorded an episode of a daily Garfield recap podcast...

13 Touko 201714min

Jon says a thing about how he wants Garfield to not do a thing, Garfield does the thing, and then says a thing about the thing that he did. Then three weirdos talk about the thing while another thing ...

12 Touko 201716min

If our podcast were the original arcade Pac Man, with each episode representing a single level, today's episode would have glitched out due to a buffer overflow, manifesting in the right channel of th...

11 Touko 201726min

Well, what do you know:4. They weren't always "four calling birds."The “four calling birds” that we sing about today were, at different times, “four canary birds” and “four mockingbirds,” and before t...

10 Touko 201727min

Did we forget to analogize the conflict between Jon and Garfield in today's strip to the collision between the modern nanny state and piggish libertarianism? Yes, yes we did. But on the plus side, we ...

9 Touko 201724min

Ok, so I dunno if you all knew this already, but the Wikipedia page for the 1955 film Fast and Furious contains, among other resources, THE FILM IN ITS ENTIRETY. Perhaps you did know that already. Any...

8 Touko 201731min