Episode 2498 - Saturday, April 20, 1985

Today's strip Hey, you know what I haven't done in a while? Embedded a video, that's what. Let's see if I remember how to do that. If anyone's curious, I rate both versions of The Absent Minded Professor higher than John Carpenter's piece of shit movie The Fog.

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Today's strip I regret watching The Fog.

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Today's strip Okay, halfway through The Fog now and it's becoming pretty clear that, honestly, it's kinda shitty. Sorry about hyping it up before. In retrospect, maybe I should have listened to this week's episodes while doing these write-ups instead of watching The Fog. #regrettablelifedecisions If memory serves, today's Garfield> is still about bathing.

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Today's strip Okay guys, I'm like a third of the way through watching John Carpenter's T/he Fog on Mubi and honestly, it's really not that great. Like, it's just some pretty classic B-movie shit, with a lot of uninspired dialogue and half-assed cinematography. To be completely frank with you, I'm not really paying that much attention. But the point is, Mubi is really great. If there were a super artsy indie version of Garfield, and also I guess it was a movie, it would be on there. But only for 30 days. Because that's how it works. Garfield & Oatmeal!

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Today's strip This episode is NOT brought to you by any particular sponsor (read: any sponsor at all), but if it WERE, it would probably be Mubi. I really like Mubi. Do you guys know Mubi? It's like Netflix, except it's curated. That means it ISN'T full of a bunch of absolute horseshit that sucks. Also I heard Netflix is raising their prices soon; did you guys hear that? What a bunch of total crap that shit is. So like, not only do you not gotta deal with sifting through a bunch of lame-ass fuck bullshit movies & TV that no one in their right mind would ever give a flying ass-fuck about, but also it means that you won't be spending an extra hour of your evening arguing with your SO about what to watch. I'm guessing her name is Claire. Hi Claire! No, instead you get straight the fuck down to actually watching something that rules. Like John Carpenter's The Fog, which I might have watched while doing this write-up instead of listening to the podcast episode I'm supposed to be talking about since it was about to expire. Honestly though, I'm not worried about it; in fact I think I can fake my way through this episode. Let's see, Garfield something something... Possibly lasagna... How about that Liz the Veterinarian, amirite? Oh, or bathing or something. I guess.

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Our sincere thanks go to special guest host Sen Cantor for appearing with us all week! You should follow her on the Effervescence Network and Patreon. Today's strip

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Thanks to special guest host Sen Cantor, who you can find on the Effervescence Network and Patreon. Today's strip

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The only bright spot to today's episode was guest host Sen Cantor, who (whom?) you can find on the Effervescence Network and Patreon. Today's strip

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