Episode 2498 - Saturday, April 20, 1985

Jon Arbuckle: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!Garfield: It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.Jon Arbuckle: Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!Garfield: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.Jon Arbuckle: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!Today's strip

4 Maalis 201718min

I edited this episode a while ago and don't really remember what happens in it or why anyone should care. So if anybody has listened to this episode, please tweet us @beingjimdavis and let us know what we talked about so I can write this synopsis. Today's strip

3 Maalis 201715min

You know, maybe there's more to life than recording a daily podcast ostensibly about an IP we don't actually like or respect that's really just a platform for trolling each other with pointless arguments over banal minutiae and self-congratulatory quasi-erudite references? NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHToday's strip

2 Maalis 201716min

Upon further consideration, I think I disagree with the entire premise of this comic strip. Look at Garfield and Odie in that first panel. Do they look like they are playing to you? I mean sure, they're definitely enjoying themselves, but look at what they're actually doing. They're just vibrating rapidly in place. That's NOT how playing is accomplished. And look at the way those motion lines are positioned! They CLEARLY imply motion along the horizontal axis ONLY, suggesting that Garfield and Odie are in fact just hovering in mid-air, vigorously shaking back and forth at a fantastic frequency. These fuckers aren't playing, they're exhibiting Brownian motion. Frankly this raises more questions than it answers, and I look forward to Jim Davis answering them in tomorrow's strip. Today's strip

1 Maalis 201727min

I knew this program was needlessly lengthy, but this is ridiculous! Today's strip

28 Helmi 201716min

Look, you've heard enough of these by now; you could actually probably write your own synopsis for this episode. What I mean to say is let's just agree to pretend that this episode had a really good synopsis that totally captured its essence in a really unique and novel way, ok?Today's strip

27 Helmi 201715min

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26 Helmi 201715min

Dear Listener,Help! The daily Garfield recap podcast I record with my cousin is slowly ruining my life. What can I do to make this stop?Today's strip:

25 Helmi 201715min