S02 E13 | Steve Bruce: Victorian Gentleman
Footballland14 Joulu 2021

S02 E13 | Steve Bruce: Victorian Gentleman

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While No. 10 have been partying, your executives at Footballland have been knuckling down to design the world's first football theme park in Qatar in time for the World Cup 2022 in Qatar in Qatar. That's right - if this were a Zoom quiz, our specialist subject would be inventing FUN. And what's more fun than a giant fibreglass Steve Bruce with a working flushable toilet?


Here are your rides this week:


Steve Bruce: Victorian Gentleman

We at Footballland will make sure Steve Bruce isn't out of a job for long. The wonky nosed one will join the park as head of customer service, where he'll sit inside a giant version of himself. Will he need the toilet? Yes. Will there be a toilet inside his costume? Yes. Is that toilet in the shape of a dinosaur's tail? Also yes.


The West Ham Bubble Ride

West Ham fans love bubbles, don't they? So let's fill giant pods with helium and let Hammers fans float around the park until they've ingested all said helium and crashed back down to earth in a glorious metaphor of their own club's fortunes!


Sweeper Keeper

Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer Mark Davison has designed a fun game to recreate the sweeper keeperiness of our modern day shot-stoppers. It's part erasable whiteboard, part barbershop and the queue for the ride takes AGES.


As ever, send us your ride ideas to the usual address.

We love you.


Anthony, Mark and Ryan

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