Riding Big Birds & Donald Trump Has A Talking Dog

Jorma Kirkko and special guest presenter Mysterious Desmond take you on a comic journey involving banter about horserace fixing with roofies; witch doctors cursing misbehaving vaginas, and a possessive Brazilian father-in-law. Plus we introduce Chris The Talking Dog, who finds himself LOST on a desert island with Donald Trump. Even a burnt penis can't stop comedy gold from happening.

EPISODE SEGMENTS

1. CHINESE YEAR OF THE BLACKMILKSHAKE: Introduction: Jorma welcomes Desmond, our guest host for June, and they banter about name changes and Desmond's mysterious aura.

2. CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ: Test your knowledge with hilarious trivia about 80s singer Paul King, Seinfeld and American Pie, find out what Desmond thinks of Stifler's mom and learn the bedroom secrets of penguins.

3. HONZIE'S HOROSCOPES: Honzie delivers outrageous horoscopes for June-born listeners, complete with predictions about Phil Schofield, how to give rohynpol to a racehorse and how his friend dealt with penis captivus.

4. LOST IN TRANSLATION: Geoff Maguire from Galway shares a hilarious story about how not to impress in-laws in Brazil. Plus, Jorma recalls his own embarrassing language blunder in Spain.

5. DONALD TRUMP AND HIS TALKING DOG (COMEDY SKETCH): Donald Trump finds himself on a desert island with his talking dog, Chris. Chris becomes quite angry when Donald suggests grabbing women ''by a word that I find rather offensive for members of the dog community.'' Laugh out loud humour.

6. POST OF THE WEEK: A man gives his son 'the birds and the bees' using computer terminology

Tune in for half an hour of comedy gold, unexpected twists, and good skills. Sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul.

TRANSCRIPT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EussPc-0Wa1DVTpw6Ma4HLtya9O_ZSV3kZY1f0CPWFs/edit

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