The World's Best Lie Detector

The World's Best Lie Detector

''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes.


Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.



#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem #SpoofHoroscopes #FakePsychic #TrueOrFalseQuiz #AnimalFacts #FantasticMrFox #PodcastBanter #LieDetectorTest #RectalPolygraph #Marmite #Psychiatology #NickiMinaj #EamonHolmes #PsychicPredictions #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy


Transcript

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SQNpkbRxew8NS0Yrimu9_DM51ZouDCJsCXNwsBO9H68/edit


Episode Highlights



1. Introduction

- Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.

- Mention of sponsors, James Joyce Irish Pub and Potato Storage International Magazine - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'


2. Episode Highlights and chat

  • Discussion about Ray stepping in dogshit while wearing sandals
  • Psychiatology - Ray takes the rectal polygraph test to discuss his hyper-sexual urges for Dr. Brutus Himmler
  • Horoscopes and Pscyhic Predictions for May
  • Post of the Week
  • True or False Quiz
  • Morgan Freeman poem


3. Morgan Freeman Funny Poem

  • Morgan Freeman reads his poem "The Human Atom," requested by a listener. Dealing with not understanding physics and falling off horses
  • Discussion about horses with moustaches

4. True or False Quiz and chat

  • German word for fox is Fuchs - for Fuchs sake!
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald Dahl
  • Meryl Strep...er...Streep...Stripper?


5. Psychic Predictions with Honzie

- Honzie's horoscopes and psychic predictions for the month of May.

  • Eamon Holmes, Manchester United, Nicki Minaj


6. Dr. Brutus Himmler Rectal Polygraph on Ray

  • Ray undergoes some painful psychiatology
  • We've no KY Jelly - only Marmite
  • Ray's innermost erotic thoughts come to light
  • Residential Therapy Required


9. YouTube Channel Promotion

- Promotion of the podcast’s YouTube channel and recent uploads.


10. Post of the Week

  • a genie gives a man a wish and he gets a 30cm tall piano player by mistake


11. Thanks and Closing Credits

- Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors.


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