Special 10, "Caesar Clown's Nuclear Winter Wonderland"

Live from Punk Hazard, The One Piece Podcast Presents: “Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland” … an assortment of holiday melodies for all the good little guinea pigs out there. So sit by the radio, and get ready for another holiday classic! It’s RadiatingCaesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter WonderlandCaesar Clown played by Steve YurkoMonet played by FirecrouchVergo played by EdMy Nuclear Winter Wonderland (0:22)Written by Zach Logan and Steve YurkoSung by Steve YurkoArranged by Steve YurkoChildren scream, are you listening?In the lab, death is glistening…It’s a beautiful sight,the dragons in flight,in my Nuclear Winter WonderlandHere’s some candy…for the children,Have some more, it’ll be filling,It’ll help you grow,it’s fun you know,in my Nuclear Winter WonderlandIn the medow we can build a smilie,…oh here comes a henchman whose beard is brown.He’ll say: are we guinea pigs?And I’ll say: no man!But here’s a little sedativeto keep you down!Later on, we’ll conspire,I make SAD cause I’m hired.For Doflamingo,He’s Joker ya knowIn my Nuclear Winter Wonderland.I’m no second to Doctor VegapunkI’m the best, so never put me downI can make Zoan’s like the duck-duck,You’ll never forget the name Ceasar Clown.When the smilies … are explodingBroadcast this, I’m recordingDo as I say, it’s the Ceasar Clown way!In my Nuclear Winter WonderlandI’m Dreaming of a White Moustache (3:36)Written by The DudeSung by The DudeArranged by The DudeOh Luffy-Kun (10:32)Written by Ed Sung by EdArranged by ZachMe and the Strawhats (11:40)Written by The DudeSung by The DudeArranged by The DudeGenzo’s “Twas the Night Before Tangerine” (14:05)Based on “Twas the Night Before Christmas”, portions by The DudePerformed by The DudeArranged by The DudeThree Marines (21:17)Written by The DudeSung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve YurkoArranged by The Dude and Zach Logan[Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQWhat’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you.Devil Fruit powers, Count the hoursTil we all run you throughO Justice is what we live to serveAnd we don’t grade on a curveBreak the law, we’ll break your jawAnd you will get what you deserve[Ao Kiji]You just woke me up from my sleepHaving Ice Powers doesn’t come cheapJustice declaring, Once was flaringNow I’d just rather count sheepAo Kiji is my nameLazy-ass Justice is my gameUntil I…My, my, my, my, my, my… How boringI’ma take a nap…[Kizaru]Gray Area Justice suits me just rightCertainty just makes one uptightBut if I get mad, you’ll wish you never hadCrossed me and my deadly lightAt high speed I will go byIt’s incidental if you dieMy laser beams are too extremeI will probably say “Oh My!”[Akainu] Absolute Justice is my charmMy aim is to only cause you harmAce resisted, then he got fistedWith my big magma armTonight I dine on Justice FlakesWith Justice Fries and a Justice ShakeDon’t get curt, or you’ll get hurtIt might be your legs that I break[Chorus] Admirals of Navy HQWatch what you’re doing or we’ll come for youIn giant boats with big long white coatsAnd colors Red, Yellow, and BlueO Justice is what we live to serveAnd we don’t grade on a curveBreak the law, we’ll break your jaw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices