Ep. 119: Fat is F*cking Sexy!— BBW Porn Star April Flores

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Every day millions of d*ck pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love d*ck pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame! Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect d*ck pic. The first rule of c*ck shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the d*ck! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a d*ck pic from a pro! Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot. When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country? I gave some tips to AskMen.com's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style. Make your d*ck beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit www.DictureGallery.com and check out her work! Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by filters. The #NoFilter campaign has ruined thousands of potentially pretty penis pics. Put your phallus in a filter today! Emaily your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Marras 20151h 11min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Loka 20151h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Asexuals are slowly becoming more and more mainstream in today's social conversation. The asexual umbrella includes labels like demisexual, graysexual, aromantic and more. My guest Bauer runs an asexual meet-up group called Aces NYC. We discussed being asexual, demisexuallity and what labels really mean. This one is not for the easily-offended Social Justice Warriors, but a fantastic episode! Asexuals are people who do not feel sexual attraction. So why are we talking about this on a slutty show like The Manwhore Podcast? Asexuality is an extremely valid and notable aspect of sexuality—the lack of sexual desire! Bauer and I discuss what life is like dating as an ace (nickname for 'asexual') and how she discovered her sexual orientation. Bauer also shares what it was like coming out to her friends and family as asexual. Labels are a good thing. They help us communicate to one another what something. At some point, however, labels become too much. Today's Internet culture loves to subdivide and overclassify people and actions with fake labels and gross portmanteus. Whether it's 'mansplaining' or 'sapiosexual,' younger generations rely on clusters of letters to coddle them into comfort. I give my take on labels, their uses and why 'zucchini' is not a term that should catch on! Bauer goes to bat for demisexuals in this week's podcast. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have an emotional connection to. This term is fairly new to digital media consumers but that type of person has existed label-less for a very, very long time. Plenty of people want to be in love before having sex with someone. But apparently demis don't feel like they fit in to society's growing hook-up culture. News alert: the hook-up culture is not the standard! If hooking up and casual sex were such a standard, slutshaming and sexual bullying would be way less of a problem. A lot of us don't "fit in." Don't hide behind a Tumblr hashtag. Go be proud of being yourself! Bauer tells us what an asexual meet-up is like and I was jealous. Hanging out with a group of people without all of the sexual tension must be awesome! Plus she tells us how she met her current partner as well as her something-something crush on the side. Only two weeks left to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" t-shirts, tank tops and hoodies before the prices go up! Get your shirt on Teespring today! Go to www.ManwhorePod.com and click the Merch banner. To learn more about asexuality, demisexuals, graysexuals and the rest of the ace umbrella, visit www.AcesNYC.org. Check out Aces NYC on social media! Facebook Twitter YouTube Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Rage. When you need to burn a bridge, use Rage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Loka 20151h 22min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida No one likes getting rejected. Samantha is no exception. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest calls me out on my crap and reminds me how our short-lived fling ended. There never seems to be a good way to reject a sexual partner but there are definitely some bad ways to do it. Rejecting someone during your podcast's intro monologue is certainly one of those bad ways! Samantha is now one of my good friends. I think. We discuss friendship this week especially after hooking up. Can men and women just be friends? Of course! Well, kind of. My guest ponders her abilituy to have platonic straight male friends. Also, no one will set me up with one of their friends which is totally understandable. Chucklef*cker (n.) - a person who has sex with a lot of stand-up comedians. Samantha had the Summer of Comedians in 2014. Pro tip: first have sex with an open mic comedian and work your way up to a guy with an HBO special. F*ck up, not down. People got mad about Peeple last week. The "Yelp for people" is planned to be a space where friends can review on another—because the Internet has such a tremendous history with being positive. I talk about why this site is both unncessary, terrible and nothing to worry about. Manwhore Merch is here! Go visit www.ManwhorePod.com to buy a t-shirt, phone case, hoodie sweatshirt, condom or tote bag! You only have until November 2nd to get your Keep Calm and Stay Slutty t-shirt or hoodie sweatshirt. Click here to reserve yours! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visitng my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Bernie Sanders. Not really, but I'm totally open to working with him. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Loka 201553min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sex can feel like such a chore! Claire and I discuss the different ways people feel pressured by today's hook-up culture to have a lot of sex. It's not that sex isn't awesome and that we don't want to have it, but sometimes you get a little burnt out. It's okay to take a break from your boning bacchanalia! It doesn't make you an uptight prude. Tinder, dating tips and what to do with that cuddling erection are also covered on an intimate Manwhore Podcast. Claire comes on the podcast this week to give me some closure about our 2013 tryst. After two dreamy dates she mysteriously ended things. Her past trauma combind with my overeagerness put her off of dating me. Listen to us chat about giving someone their space and why scheduling a text in your iCal isn't always the smoothest move. Speaking of giving her space: what to do with your spooning boner! The current hook-up culture is the outcome of a growingly sex-positive society. This is fantastic! The consequence of this is that those who don't care to have a lot of sex feel a silent societal pressure to have a lot of sex. There's almost a sense of "vanilla-shaming" where if you're not kinky and not f*cking a bunch of people, then you must be a prude, uptight, inhibited and sex-negative. This is not the case. There are asexual people, who don't feel sexual desire. There are those who prefer an emotional connection before getting physical (which some would call 'demisexuality' and what I would call a preference). Claire and I both share how this rampant sexual energy in American has caused us to have some sex that we maybe didn't need to have. It's great that pleasurable sex outside of wedlock is (slowly) becoming less taboo and more acceptable. We just have to pracice the same mentality towards the more prudent that we originally asked of them: do your thing and don't mind me doing mine. I went to a party this weekend to celebrate a fellow comedian's birthday. However, an ex of mine was there with her boyfriend. I was very nervous about attending and I tell you how it went! Also, I explain why I think the German government are a bunch of sneaky bastards! You want to be into the person you're dating, not the idea of dating that person. Claire shares her worry about my past intentions. Also, I explain why "maybe" is a cruel word that only gives the doomed man a false sense of hope. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by screengrabs. Are you a tattletale in need of evidence-out-of-context? Then you need screengrabs! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Loka 20151h 20min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Stephanie Berman wants lesbians to make some babies! The Semenette inventor joins The Manwhore Podcast to talk about her sex toy that lets lesbian couples enjoy the babymaking process. We had a fabulous conversation about sex toys, starting family and how you go about buying semen. IVF treatment is extremely expensive and sticking a turkey baster in your wife's cooch isn't a very pleasurably experience. The Semenette is an ejaculating dildo with an insemination upgrade! We discuss how same-sex couples can go about making a baby. No, The Semenette does not come with sperm. So Stephanie Berman tells you how to go aboout getting some spunk. Please do not get it from the underground black market of semen. Your baby will be born looking like a gangster with a bowler hat. Did you realize how dangerous sex toys can be? Berman dishes on phalate-free sex toys and why you should avoid toxic PVC dildos. Know what you're putting in your body! Also, c*ck rings are great. Go see Sleeping with Other People starring Jason Sudeikis and Allison Brie. It's a phenomenal sex comedy that doesn't shame casual sex. Support this film in a theater near you! Here's a link to the story about Trent Arsenault who the FDA shut down after he donated sperm and fathered over a dozen children! Check out The Semenette's website at www.TheSemenette.com! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by elbow skin. It's weird but you need it. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Syys 201550min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Andrew Schulz (MTV2's Guy Code) joins The Manwhore Podcast for a thought-provoking and hilarious episode! Schulz's humour pushes the envelope and challenges your views on some touchy topics. We discuss the unnecessary importance of physical beauty, sex party etiquette and MMA champion Ronda Rousey. Schulz vs. Rousey?! I'd pay to see that! Andrew Schulz unofficially challenged the fighting prowess of Ronda Rousey. The Benders star thinks he could take down the current Women's UFC Bantamweight Champion. "What's she gonna do? Hit me with her girl punch?" We discuss both gender equality and innate differences between the sexes. I give my Guy Court guest Schulz the inside scoop on how to flirt at a sex party. The consent-heavy orgy has some protocols to follow before you start f*cking strangers! He tells me he wouldn't love that environment because he needs more of an emotional connection with a partner. I can relate as I'm starting to go to Hacienda for the free lube more than the random sex! I spill a bit on why my screening of UnSlut: A Documentary Film has been cancelled. Social justice warriors are phenomenal at ruining good things with a positive message. If the "sex-positive" world doesn't want me, oh well. I'll still be here every week with the same message! Click here for the Slate.com piece mentioned in the intro. Schulz and I also discuss why all of the faux outrage is ridiculous. CIS straight white people: let the offended lead the way before you look like a fool. Example: the Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume fiasco! What constitutes cheating? Is it the orgasm? Is it the kiss? Can you squeeze a random girl's ass at a night club and still be in the clear? We try to navigate our way through the murky territory of infidelity. Plus, why is physical beauty being held as such an important thing? In other words: why can't we call the amazing, stellar athlete Serena Williams ugly? Check out Schulz's brilliant argument to support this on the website. Check out Andrew Schulz's new TV show Benders on IFC every Thursday night at 10pm EST. Benders premieres on Oct. 1. Check out Andrew Schulz on Twitter and Instagram @andrewschulz! Listen to his podcast with Charlamagne Tha God, The Brilliant Idiots! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Social Justice Warriors. You PC, bro?! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Syys 20151h 3min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Nikki from Tinder is back in Bushwick again for her third apperance on the show. With mutual contempt, we made it through another hour of conversation about sex and dating. Don't know about my history with this woman? Go listen to her first appearance on the show and hear why we're less-than-best friends post-hook-up. We also ponder some of dating's big questions on an all-new Manwhore Podcast Nikki is dating someone new (again) and we're both hoping that this guy works out. They met on Tinder. Déjà vu! Nikki isn't sure if they're exclusive though. Of course my advice to her is: communication! When is the ideal time to ask to be boyfriend-girlfriend? Also, Billy does his final fantsy football draft during the episode. Sorry! I could totally see Nikki as a mom. She has a very "I'm going to smack you if you misbehave" aura about her. Listen to her discuss why her dream is to be a total MILF! Plus, she shares her personal dating flaws that keep her from securing "the One." Soraya Doolbaz has an art show of professionally-taken dick pics. So we rate some penis photography in this week's episode. You may need this blog post to follow along! Here are the dicks we looked at in order from Critique My Dick Pic's tumblr. (NSFW) Panties BBC Micropenis Strap-on Feminine guy Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visitnig my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by fried Snickers bars. When life's got you down, fried Snickers bars keep you down. Email your comments, questions or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Syys 201552min