Ep. 240: Are Dick Pics Women's Fault? —with Brian Howie

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Netflix’s hit series 13 Reasons Why brings me back to darker times of my life. I can’t say I never thought about the painlessness of not existing. But I can say that I made it out of the pack. I made it through where I maybe wasn’t supposed to. Take that, Darwin! This week’s Manwhore Podcast starts on a somber note as I share raw emotions, the final credits rolling down my television screen. Things pick up when I get to my guest Melanie, a fellow alumnus of Reddit’s infamous /r/RandomActsOfMuffdive. We discuss what it’s like asking a stranger on the internet to come to a coffee shop and lick your bean! After a literally well-reviewed encounter (she actually wrote a Yelp-style customer feedback post), I ask her why we only hooked up that one time. Closure! Tears! Weird stuff about fetishes! Don’t miss this one and download today (although you can totally download whenever…it’s the internet so it’s not like you have to operate on my schedule). PLUS: BDSM, hot guys, pet play, the Women’s March, Mark Reiss, advice, sex party custody! For more information on the New York Fetish Marathon, visit their website. Follow comedian Mark Reiss on Twitter @MarkReissComedy! The Manwhore Podcast is looking for a summer intern. If you know someone who would be interested and in New York City, have them apply at manwhorepod.com/internship. Official Fanwhores get access to Patreon-exclusive bonus episodes and more! Join the club today by clicking here! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people! Today’s episode is also sponsored by TalkSpace. Get $30 off your first week of online therapy with coupon code MANWHORE! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Touko 20171h 25min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Roller derby is the coolest sport you didn’t know you love. I attended my first bout via New York City’s Gotham Girls league last month and fell in love—with both the sport and its players. This week you’ll hear me chat with veteran skater Whiskey Lullabye about the state of women sports. “What do they say when a man is great at a sport? ‘Oh, he could go pro!’ What do they say to a great female athlete? ‘Well, I guess you can coach.’” I want to thank Miss USlay and Gotham Girls Roller Derby for exposing me to the wonders of their sport. I hope you all enjoy this week’s slamming episode! PLUS: Whip It, gender equality, sports, lesbians, online dating, selfies, and transgender athletes! The Manwhore Podcast is looking for a summer intern. If someone you know might be interested, please send them to www.ManwhorePod.com/internship. Check out a roller derby league near you by visiting www.WFTDA.com! Witness the best derby teams in the world at a Gotham Girls bout. Visit www.GothamGirlsRollerDerby.com for more information. Buy Dedeker Winston’s new book The Smart Girl’s Guide to Polyamory! Hang with your fellow fanwhores in The Champagne Room and gain access to exclusive Patreon bonus episodes for as little as $1/month! Click here to join the club! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by the Pure app. Download Pure on the App Store or Google Play and have casual sex tonight! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Touko 20171h 31min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida John Field was man enough to question whether or not he’s a man. His discovery: dresses feel nice, but he likes his penis just fine! The former porn copywriter returns for a full Manwhore Podcast this week to discuss identity politics, break-ups, butt stuff, and adoption. ALSO: I’ve got an Instagram! Go follow picture words at @TheBillyProcida. PLUS: anal sex, Big Daddy, New Yorkers, porn, toxic masculinity, advice, and domme face! Sign up for my mailing list! Follow John Field on Twitter: @AmericasComic Watch Watch The John Field Show! Need help hooking up online? Check out some tips from Roman Sidorenko. Official Fanwhores get access to bonus episodes and The Champagne Room. Join the club today by clicking here! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Huhti 20171h 28min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My guest this week is a woman who changed the way I view love, sex, and relationships. What could have been a one-time fling with a swinging MILF visiting NYC turned into a yearslong friendship and flirtation whose energy still remains palpable—and this was the first time I’d seen her in nearly 7 years! She was the first person I’d met who actually practiced some form of nonmonogamy. For the first time, I didn’t feel like I was an immoral, deviant slut demon. Her open marriage stood as my shining, healthy example for years before I’d ever attended a gangbang. A wave of relief washed over me knowing that we can make our own rules and set our own standards. “If you’re showing up to the marriage and you’re showing up to do the work, I’m not jealous.” PLUS: sex parties, crying, internet chatrooms, The Antoine Castle, advice, love, and doing puzzles with your husband Join me on April 26th at 3pm EST for a Fanwhore FB Live Hangout! Like The Manwhore Podcast fan page to stay updated! Let’s try to make “unibro” happen! Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for as little as $1! Click here to support my work today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Huhti 20171h 38min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida A good happy ending massage blends the therapeutic with the sensual. And incorporates an awesome handjob. Molly, who was once known as the “Fisting Queen” of New York City, talks to me about her work giving “full body sensual massage” while she gives me the massage! You’ve never heard anything like it, and some of you probably didn’t want to. But it was only a matter of time until I got a handjob on mic. Download and listen to this intimate Manwhore Podcast to hear all the answers you’ve ever had about happy endings! p.s. if you’re a dirty pervert, I highly recommend sticking around for the post-credits scene… PLUS: Asian massage parlors, sex work, nonmonogamy, dating, Burning Man, “Johnspace”, The Erotic Review, and Russian endings! Email mollylikesyou@gmail.com to book an appointment with Molly next time you’re in NYC! I have some serious opinions on Asian massage parlors. Jim Norton has serious opinions on being a John. Check out his TIME op-ed ”In Defense of Johns.” We have an awesome community of fanwhores on Patreon! Click here to join the club! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download the hook-up app for awesome people from the App Store or Google Play. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Huhti 20171h 37min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jordan and I really wanted to have sex with each other. Jordan and I also didn’t want to have sex with each other that badly. We catch up nearly 2 years later to discuss how my dead grandmother got between us and how she’s more comfortable in threesomes than twosomes! ALSO: a few words from the founder of Hacienda, Andrew Sparksfire! PLUS: high school threesomes, the Pure app, polyamory, bisexual, Modern Sex Talks, and cell phone nicknames! SAVE THE DATE: Fanwhore FB Live Hangout on April 26th @ 3pm EST! Like my fan page to stay updated! Go like Andrew Sparksfire’s fan page to learn more about Hacienda! Follow Adam Lucidi and his hilarious characters at AdamLucidi.com! Check me out on Ep. 148 of Modern Sex Talks! I’m thrilled to be sponsored by Pure! Download the hook-up app for awesome people today! Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for as little as $1! Click here to support my work today! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Huhti 20171h 15min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Adam Lucidi met the love of his life on Periscope. It’s like meeting a chick from your Twitter DMs who’s only seen your face from one specific, unflattering angle. 20 minutes before recording, my ex-girlfriend dropped off a bag of my stuff at my doorstep. So, to the outrage of near-strangers on Facebook, Adam and I unpack this Bag of Sad to discuss my shortcomings as a boyfriend. PLUS: holding hands, love, plane crashes, long-distance relationships, swapmates, and internet morons! If you want the low down on my break-up, listen to my most recent episode of The Hot Mess Comedy Hour. Check out Adam Lucidi because he is a freaking treasure! Website Twitter Periscope YouTube Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for just $1! Click here to pledge today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download Pure and meet awesome people tonight! Pure: taking you from online to offline to getting off. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Maalis 20171h 45min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Lesbian Liz hasn’t seen a penis in over a year! So I expose her to my member while she exposes me to lesbian culture. As she makes a concerted effort not to look at my crotch, we talk about lesbian bars, accepting her homosexuality, and teenaged Katherine Heigl. Keeping things weird in part 3 of my Naked Podcast series! Also: I touch on my recent break-up and the tremendous support I got from fanwhores. PLUS: drugs, faking orgasms, Indonesia, lesbians, nipple hairs, and coloring books! Join me for the 1st Fanwhore Facebook Live Hang Out March 29th, 3pm EST! Join our community of fanwhores on Patreon for just $1! Click here to pledge today! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Pure. Download Pure and meet awesome people tonight! Pure: the hook-up app for awesome people. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Maalis 20171h 32min