E397 A Poultrygeist and an En-gay-gement

Sit back, relax and let us tell you where the idea of probing took off! Don't worry, you PROBABLY won't be abducted after listening to this episode. This week Em brings us the story of the Pascagoula Abduction and Christine tells the wild tale of John Christie, a serial killer and a very uppity carpet designer... and that's why we drink! We're nominated for a Webby! Voting is open now thru April 18th, 2019 so please vote for us in the Comedy Podcast category! bit.ly/atwwdvoteGet a free stock when you sign up with Robinhood! Go to drink.robinhood.comGet 40% off all Lola subscriptions when you go to mylola.com and enter code DRINK40Get a 4 week Stamps.com trial plus free postage and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com and enter code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Huhti 20191h 20min

Happy April, ya fools! We may have forgotten to play any pranks but we do have some 90's themed spooky stories for you! This month we hear from listeners who have experienced Beanie Baby and Power Ranger related hauntings. We also rehash birthday girl Linda's epic times at Señor Frog’s... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Try Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Huhti 201932min

Cover those ankles, ladies! Because you just might end up in St. Augustine's Old Jail! This week we're bringing you the haunted happenings of the old timey jail that is now Flagler College and the wild ride that is the story of Diane Downs. We also dive into the nuances of surrogate Austrian weddings... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/drinkGet 15% off your purchase of $100 or more go to modcloth.com and enter code WHY at checkout Get $10 off your first Instacart order when you go to instacart.com or download the mobile app and enter code DRINK at checkoutGet $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and use our code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

31 Maalis 20191h 28min

We're back from Florida and it might have all been a flu hallucination but we had a blast! We've also got some new spooky jams for you today: Em brings us a classic Canadian ghost story with the Fort Garry Hotel in Manitoba and Christine covers the Florida Black Widow Judy Buenoano, which may or may not be her real last name… it isn't. We've also got some updates on Christine and Lemon's relationship status… and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies and free shipping when you go to meundies.com/drink Try ZipRecruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/drink Get 2 months of Skillshare for free when you go to skillshare.com/drink2 Get free shipping on your next Rothy's order when you go to rothys.com and use promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Maalis 20191h 5min

We’re currently sweating and hiding from gators in Florida, so this week we’re coming to you LIVE in our beanies from Portland, Oregon, home of our first standing ovation! (Trust me, we didn’t believe it either.) Listen up as Em covers the dark and twisted history of the infamous Shanghai Tunnels. Meanwhile, Christine covers a story she’s been waiting to tell since episode one… the mystery of skyjacker DB Cooper! We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week. Check out our tour schedule at andthatswhywedrink.com/live! Try Instacart today and get $10 off your first order! Go to instacart.com or download the mobile app and enter promo code DRINK at checkout!  Get $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh by going to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter code DRINK80 Get 15% off your first Thirdlove purchase when you go to third love.com/drink Get a free stock when you sign up with Robinhood! Go to drink.robinhood.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Maalis 20191h 38min

Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episode 110 Em covers the Goatman(person?) of Maryland. It’s unclear whether he’s a genetic experiment gone wrong, a hairy old introvert, or simply an urban legend. What we do know, however, is that he’s 100% axe. But that’s not all! Em gives us a bonus story this week - the Pope Lick Monster! Or as we like to call him, the Pretty Little Monster.  Meanwhile, Christine covers the story of Ira Einhorn, who considers himself Philadelphia’s very own planetary enzyme. However, we know him as a hypocritical, predatory murderer who did NOT invent Earth Day and also smells like a hoagie with onions. Moral of the story: contrary to popular belief, the world could use a little less hugging. And that’s why we drink!   Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off and free shipping on your first MeUndies purchase! Go to meundies.com/drink Get 10% off your first order AND free shipping when you use promo code DRINK at Brooklinen.com. Get a special offer from Stamps.com that includes a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale! Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone and enter code DRINK Visit ritual.com/DRINK to start your ritual today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Maalis 20191h 23min

Hey there, drunks and punks (go with us, we’re trying to make it happen)! Welcome to our smooth and goosebumpy sounds! We’re back in a re-styled studio with new mics and we’re feeling great, that includes Lemon. Per usual, we have some wild and spooky journeys to take you on today: Em brings us the brutal creepiness that is the Beast of Gévaudan (a french story that throws Em back to their high-school french class days) and Christine tells the crazy story of Evelyn Dick and the 1946 Torso Murder (so buckle up). Also, be prepared, Lemon makes his audio debut… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Sign up for FabFitFun today with code DRINK to get $10 off your first box! Go to fabfitfun.com and use code DRINKTry Instacart today and get $10 off your first order! Go to instacart.com or the mobile app and enter promo code DRINK at checkout!Go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink to try your computer glasses today! Get $45 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com and enter promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Maalis 20191h 18min

Happy March, everyone! Did you know that knowledge is power and just because you're dead doesn’t mean your education has to stop? Today we learn that and more from listeners who tell us stories about their Harry Potter loving ghost friends, sibling soul swapping experiences, astral projection and whiskey- infused cemetery night terrors. We also learn about the haunted house of the former Canadian Prime Minister... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry on Zola when you go to zola.com/wedrink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Maalis 201945min