Barbie’s Meme Tour, Sandoval’s Cover Up, & The Joys Of Canceling Plans
Is anything sweeter than getting out plans at the last second? Maybe having someone come over and cook your holiday dinner for you. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana tell us all about their Passover dinner plans – sorry we couldn’t make it – and why Gefilte fish deserves more respect. The Barbie trailer has everyone talking, and we’re in… but is the movie going to live up to the memes? They talk about the reasons Barbie is going viral, and share the scoop on why Amy Schumer dropped out of the project. Then they go deep on the latest Scandoval news – Schwartz tried to do damage control on WWHL last night – but something isn’t quite adding up. They send Sandy’s business partner on a one way trip to the Caymans so he can try to get his stories straight. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Huhti 202344min
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 2 (Rehearsal)
Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapping it all. The siblings are still scheming, Conn0r’s rehearsal dinner awaits (sorry we’re late, the chopper took off without us), and Logan returns to his ATN roots to inspire the pirate crew. Plus, they dive into Logan’s karaoke room apology as the Gojo deal looms. Finally, they close the show with a round of “We Rate You” featuring their Number One Boy and some deeply uncomfortable moments - Kerry’s audition tape continues to haunt our focus group nightmares. Thanks for listening… we hear for you. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 2 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3 Huhti 20231h 6min
Gwyneth’s Ski Accident, Harry Styles & EmRata’s PDA, & Selena’s In Her Single Girl Era
We’ve got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot takes on Hollywood’s hottest new couples: Harry Styles & EmRata, and Selena Gomez & Zayn Malik are both making headlines. After that, they break down Gwyneth Paltrow’s memeable court case, and while on the topic of problematic blondes, they share their thoughts on Reese Witherspoon’s divorce. Aleen wraps up with her debrief on Daisy Jones and the 6 — should we be watching? — and they tell us where the new season of White Lotus will take plus. Terry Sanderson (aka the guy who’s suing Gwyneth) will be sent to the Caymans, because he’ll probably be paying her legal fees anyway. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30 Maalis 202352min
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 1 (The Munsters)
Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They’ve already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” featuring Nan Pierce’s finest lines, Greg’s countless faux pas, and a look ahead to next week. Thanks for listening… You’re our pal. You’re our best pal. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season to hear each Succession episode recap! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To F*ck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27 Maalis 20231h 3min
Get Well Mandy, Why Is Coachella A Cheater’s Paradise?, And MGK/Megan Fox Are On A Break
All 3 Betches are back together IRL and kick off this week’s episode with a spirited debate about how women are addressed VS men. Gals? Girls? Ladies? You tell us. The first bit of celebri-tea starts off on a sad note, with the 3 wishing Amanda Bynes well following her recent psychotic episode. Afterwards they dive into the latest VPR/Scandoval updates– the tea is boiling. Right after, Jordana does a quick Last of Us finale recap now that Aleen’s back, and then all of them debrief the latest nepobaby that is Sofia Coppola’s daughter Romy, and how she attempted to charter her father’s helicopter for funsies. Lastly they share their hot takes on MGK and Megan Fox’s split. And who’s going to the Caymans? Raquel for her cringe interview outside the nail salon. It seems only fair since we’ve sent Sandoval multiple times.. She’ll be sent on the Coppola’s helicopter. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Maalis 202352min
Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say)
We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from the episode. Then they close things out with "We Rate You" by ranking the week's Number One Boy, who's Out of the Will, and which character is Boar on the Floor. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Maalis 20231h
The Scandoval Continues, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Controversial “Wellness” Routine, & The “Influencer Kid” Dilemma
The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don’t worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen’s Succession recap episodes start Monday!) Jordana and Sami kick off the episode by debriefing the latest in the VPR Scandoval of it all. Then the two do a quick Oscars recap, congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her baby announcement, and share their hot takes on Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial “health and wellness” routine. They wrap up with a deep dive on the trending “Influencer Kid” interview in Teen Vogue. Gwyneth Paltrow will be sent to the Caymans this week: try finding that bone broth in the islands, Gwyn. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Maalis 20231h 2min
The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage
Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes on the Hailey/Selena drama, the two share their Oscars predictions, and wrap up with their reaction to Chris Rock’s return to comedy in his latest Netflix special. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Maalis 20231h 2min
