PATREON TEASER: 31-Year-Old Dick or Bust

Lara and Carey talk Medieval plagues making a comeback in the US, with Leprosy in Florida and Typhus in California and Texas, via dog fleas. The gorgeously awkward spectacle of new RHONY, aliens getti...

30 Elo 20232min

Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a Sexy Unique Spinoff: Lohan Island! Together, they will be traversing the jagged terrain otherwise known as "Lindsay Lohan's Beach House." Episode 1 delivers tons of fo...

25 Elo 20231h 26min

Larz and Carz discuss the saga of Tori Spelling: the biggest hibachi-burnt, eyepatch wearing, mold thwarting, annually divorcing, RV living Nepo Baby of the 21st Century. They reflect on Tori's tenuou...

23 Elo 20232min

SUP is back with an all new season covering the iconic, short-lived masterpiece known as Gallery Girls. In the premiere episode, Lara and Carey try to decide who is the darkest amongst this gaggle of ...

18 Elo 20232h 3min

The gruesome twosome are back behind the paywall, discussing a celeb blind item about a certain smokey-eyed ghoul's boozy rock bottom in Budapest, the curious case of Alicia Vikander, Lara's newfound ...

16 Elo 20232min

Lara and Carey discuss psychic sales associates, the scarf-to-tank top pipeline, and a Raq sighting in Tuscon. Then they get into more pressing matters: the TRUE origin story of Miss Rachel "Raquel" L...

11 Elo 20231h 40min

Lara and Carey talk the most DEPRESSING VPR news to DATE! Will Miss Leviss ACTUALLY return for Season 11?! G*D D*MMIT! They also discuss Lizzo's cancellation, corporate-sanctioned morality, the underr...

9 Elo 20232min

Lara and Carey discuss the dream of a Real Housewives of Long Island, then do a deep dive on Nancy Grace's current obsession with the recently arrested Long Island Serial Killer. Then it's back to the...

4 Elo 20231h 6min