PATREON TEASER: The Olymprick Games

Lara breaks down her birthday blowout at TomTom this past weekend, spilling details on the power gays in attendance, and the earth-shattering Tilapio Schwartz cameo. Carey recaps the new 'Bama Rush' d...

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Part One of the VPR Season 10 reunion is finally upon us, and Lara and Carey get right into it. From Andy's one-on-one sit downs with Ariana, Sandoval, and Mizz Leviss, to the immediate fire squad-ing...

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Lara and Carey discuss how this new season of Selling Sunset truly cracked the reality TV splendor code, orca whales organizing to sink ships out of revenge, and recount the horror of early 2000s cybe...

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WE HAVE ARRIVED! The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here. Lara and Carey sit down for a SUP after-hours recording for the shunking, herstoric Scandoval finale of VPR season 10. From the...

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Lara and Carey discuss the spiritual guru industry, Esther Hicks's shuncking audiobook, and channeling questionable accent work. Plus, Shakira and Tom Cruise's alleged "hang," and Shak's bonechilling ...

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Lara and Carey get right to the nitty gritty with a LIVE reaction to the highly anticipated Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer before diving into a recap of Season 10 Ep 14. Katie and Ariana g...

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Lara and Carey are back to recording IRL, post-Carey's COVID affliction. The two discuss the second week of the WGA Strike, and the struggles of being a capital C creative in 2023. They also recap the...

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Carey and Lara discuss Carey's current bout of Novel Coronavirus, picketing for the WGA strike, and Jury Duty. Back in the VPR multiverse, half the gang heads to a gay-run desert ranch to glamp for Ra...

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