r/AITA | MY COUSIN HAS CANCER AND I DON'T CARE! - rSlash Storytime

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i’m only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Kesä 28min

r prorevenge where Tired of being the workhorse while others chill. So I let my laptop 'accidentally' brick itself during BIOS update Old lady wanted to be impatient so I decided to be petty. had a golden opportunity to be petty towards some racists at the boat marina Probably the most petty revenge you will see on this sub. Snap at me on my last day? I’ll make your weekend project last for weeks. Mom put Dad in his place after a rude comment and a long few days My first boss in LA made my life heck then sent me their resume Took him...six months. No video for you Park like an jerk, get woken in the middle of the night Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Kesä 29min

r amithejerk? where AITA: My girlfriend is mad that I don’t want to babysit her nephew on Father’s Day. AITA for not bringing my niece shopping after she was extremely rude/mean to me, even if she “apologized”? AITA for telling my parents I do not want to attend university AITA - I was promised a financial gift from my dad but he died before I got it. My sisters now say I shouldn't be able to claim it from the estate. AITA for not cooking "fancier" meals? AITA for loosing weight for my friends wedding although I’m already the “skinny friend”? AITA for tearing a family apart over money? AITA for sitting braless in my garden? AITA for yelling at my friend cause she almost got us into a car accident? AITA for bringing a meat based product to my vegan friend's dinner? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Kesä 28min

r TIFU Showed my friend the Reddit post where I trashed hair dye—she laughed hysterically, then calmly told me she’s always hated my haircut. We’re even now. I think. I asked my husband if he wants to wrestle to initiate hooked up. Instead, he watches wrestling. Tried to screenshot-snark about a coworker’s sloppy email, accidentally reply-all’d the screenshot to the entire project list, spent the rest of the day tasting my own foot. I set my alarm sound to emulate Bird Song and now I've been awoken every day way too early by ACTUAL Bird Song. Tried to make a fun add on to someone else's light hearted anecdote about inappropriate pregnancy related questions, instead made a really crude, inappropriate and fairly offensive remark. I ate an excessive amount of Fiber One Brownies and now my intestines are paying the price. I lost my ticket and called the sheriff's department. If I hadn't lost it they probably would never have uploaded them to the system for me and everyone else that got pulled over in that two week period, so now we all have our original fines and new court dates. Yay. greeted my cat in a way that was very likely received as racially insensitive by a Costco employee while on a call. Received great customer service. the fresh pineapple changed the texture of the meal to something that was very unpleasant. Op fell asleep while parents werent home for 2 hours which resulted in ticked parents and a broken doorbell Went on a passionate rant about how much I hate when men dye their hair… right in front of a friend whose husband does exactly that because she asked him to. i left my phone at work charging, realized after hours, remembered a possible way in, it was way easy, alarms went off, corporate upper folks involved, I'm not fired. I hope nobody else is fired. I have regrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Kesä 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for ordering alcohol? AITA for not adjusting our China trip to my BIL’s cardio limits? AITA for getting a belly piercing without discussing it with my boyfriend beforehand? AITA for leaving dinner early after my boyfriend’s friend introduced me as “the current one”? WIBTA: Taking my coffee maker with me when I leave my current job AITA- I (20m) went to sleep before my girl (23f) could make dinner AITA for refusing to keep helping my friend with her side hustle after she started treating me like an unpaid employee? AITA for not sharing my leftovers with my bf? AITA for not replacing my nephew's leather jacket after my dog had an accident on it? AITA for not giving my roommate a cut of the money from selling a table? AITA for not punishing my son for making fun of his sister for wetting her pants? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Kesä 29min

r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls’ trip 😔 TIFU by showing my toddler good dental hygiene TIFU: told my friend how much I can’t stand paperback novels before she gave me my birthday gift TIFU by accidentally slapping boyfriend in public TIFU by letting my AirPod run out of battery on a company wide call TIFU by letting a girl off at the wrong floor like it was her stop TIFU by failing an employment drug test without ever "doing" drugs. TIFU by telling cute girl in coffee shop I'd seen her at my bus stop several times, get ignored, older man comes over to tell me to go away, I walk away in shame Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Kesä 32min

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i’m only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Kesä 27min

maliciouscompliance where They said if you leave during the fire drill, don’t come back, so i went home for the day Don't clock out on breaks? Why yes I will gladly comply !Just do it the way I said Client asked me to report everything I do during shift. I did. Then they stop asking. You want me to follow EVERY step of the manual? Okay then… Keep winning—let payroll take care of itself Smokers Get More Breaks? Hold My Beer. Chatterbox I Took 'Following Protocol' a Little Too Literally Manager said No OT Gasoline in Diesel truck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Kesä 31min