9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)
Apocrypals24 Kesä 2018

9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)

A question for you, Theophiloi: How many times would you like to listen to us go through the Gospel of Matthew? As many as... seven times? Well, you'll have to settle for two, as this week finds us finally getting into scripture. Join us here at Skull Mountain Baptist Church as we ghost ride the whip into Jerusalem, strain out gnats, gulp down camels, and celebrate the birthday of everyone's favorite dimwitted Apostle, Teen Peter.

Topics of discussion: Bad ideas about when to bury your relatives, dogs of the Bible, the proper age for a Dog Bar Mitzvah, the apocryphal Gospel of Don Bluth, the Outer Darkness, Ultimate Mark, the Son of Man vs. the Son of David, Messianic Judaism, the last panel of every Jack Chick comic, Jesus being visited at work, Other Mary, Peter's greatest hits, Jesus's invention of metaphors, the real Kingdom Hearts, Peter's true and canonical age, white nonsense, The Fig Tree Discourse, Other Jesus, the good kind of forsaking, the Good Friday zombie apocalypse, Thunder, a disappointing lack of hijinx in the time of Silver Age Jesus, and Heave the Jesus Dog.

Hey, you can also support the show now at ko-fi.com/apocrypals ! If you like it enough that you'd buy us a latte while we talked at you about the Bible, you can throw a few bucks our way as a love offering!

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100: Escape From Flesh Island (The Gospel of Judas)

100: Escape From Flesh Island (The Gospel of Judas)

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99: For Sale, Baby Legs, Not Attached (The First Book of Kings)

99: For Sale, Baby Legs, Not Attached (The First Book of Kings)

You've heard of Solomon, right, Theophiloi? The king so wise that he once threatened to cut a baby in half? Well, if you were looking for more examples of this famous wisdom, we have some bad news for...

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98: You Know, the Manger? (Christmas Chick Tracts)

98: You Know, the Manger? (Christmas Chick Tracts)

We suspect, Theophiloi, that it has been as much of A Year for you as it has been for your humble Sons of Thunder, so please forgive us for skipping the lengthy and intense reading we would've done fo...

23 Joulu 20211h 27min

97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)

97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)

Quick, Theophiloi! Name your favorite Apostle! Okay, good, now we know who among you cannot be trusted, because anyone who said Andrew is a liar. My dude is boring as all h*ck except for the part wher...

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96: The Goku of Judaism (Stories of the Baal Shem Tov)

96: The Goku of Judaism (Stories of the Baal Shem Tov)

Happy Halloween, FIENDS and NeighBOOs! It's the spookiest time of year, and to get in the SPIRIT, we're reading about how the Master of The Good Name and founder of Hassidic Judaism fought a werewolf ...

24 Loka 20211h 16min

95: An Abyss of Significant Depth (The Apocalypse of Paul)

95: An Abyss of Significant Depth (The Apocalypse of Paul)

I don't want to brag, Theophiloi, but I think if I was going to write a text in the style of Mr. Paul (a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an Apostle, separated unto the Gospel of God which He had...

10 Loka 20211h 40min

94: Little Martha and the Small Vandellas  (The Lives of St. Mary Magdalene and St. Wilgefortis)

94: Little Martha and the Small Vandellas (The Lives of St. Mary Magdalene and St. Wilgefortis)

Work with me here, Theophiloi: It sure is late July 2021, and that means it's time for us to celebrate the feast day of Jesus's Second-Favorite Mary, depending on who you ask! We're rolling through a ...

26 Syys 20211h 13min

93: Approximate Week IV: OblIVion (Joseph and Aseneth)

93: Approximate Week IV: OblIVion (Joseph and Aseneth)

Blessed are your hosts, Theophiloi! It's been a while, yes, but we're back just in time for our mutual birthday, with a look at an apocryphal text that goes from zero to complete buck wild in the span...

15 Elo 20211h 22min

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