46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)
Apocrypals9 Elo 2019

46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)

Listen at your own risk, Theophiloi, for this is our most curséd episode yet! We lost our first recording, our second only made it six minutes in, and our third... Well, at this point we're just hoping it's not a real FDS (Final Destination Situation). Either way, we've got a good one in the Acts of John, the apocryphal adventures of an Apostle who resurrected his way through various horrible sex crimes. Plus: Was John a dog? Like, literally?

Topics of discussion: Mr. Paul, Bapto & Patmo & Presbo & Thunderson, Robin-Hood-Was-A-Fox Real, Phillip: He Likes Horses, Cleopatra (not that one), the Nine Wonders of the World, psickle, bedbug hats, Docetism, hinder parts, Gustav Holst, apocryphal yaoi.


Hymnal: "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie

Offertory: Each person should do as they have decided in their heart, so if you enjoy the show, head to ko-fi.com/apocrypals, for the Apocrypals love a cheerful giver.

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53: Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift (The Third Book of Maccabees)

53: Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift (The Third Book of Maccabees)

Happy Hanukkah, Theophiloi, and welcome back to the action-packed saga of the Dynasty of God's Resisters! Ptolemy (not that one, the one who loves daddy) is causing some trouble in Alexandria, and by ...

8 Joulu 20191h 1min

51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)

51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)

CONTENT WARNING: This week's book deals with some pretty depressing ideas, which leads us to discuss depression and, briefly, suicide. Absolute futility, Theophiloi. That's what we're dealing with thi...

24 Marras 20191h 33min

51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)

51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)

It's the spookiest day of the year, TheAWFULoi, and your humble Sons of ThUNDEAD are back at it with a deep dive into our least canonical selection: the evangelizing comic book tracts of Jack T. Chick...

29 Loka 20191h 33min

50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

It's our 50th episode, Theophiloi, and that means it's time to get Apocalyptic! Join us as we embark on an extra-sized episode covering the fever dreams of Johnny Patmo. Witness the opening of the Sev...

2 Loka 20192h 34min

49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

Brace yourselves, Theophiloi, because this episode is a Triple-Epistle! (Tripistle?) Your humble Sons of Thunder are taking on not one, not two, but all three of the extremely short Johannine Epistles...

16 Syys 20191h 23min

48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

Spoiler warning, Theophiloi, but it turns out that the Book of Lamentations is, in fact, actually a straight up book just full of lamentations. Jeremiah is back and surprisingly less wordy, so join us...

28 Elo 20191h 14min

47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

You're invited to the holiest eight nights of the Apocrypals calendar, dear Theophiloi! It's Approximate Week, aka our mutual birthday! if you're looking for a gift, we have a recommendation for you: ...

21 Elo 20191h 25min

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