47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)
Apocrypals21 Elo 2019

47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

You're invited to the holiest eight nights of the Apocrypals calendar, dear Theophiloi! It's Approximate Week, aka our mutual birthday! if you're looking for a gift, we have a recommendation for you: how about a nice cold glass of Messiah Boy Bath Water? Join us as we celebrate with another buck wild Infancy Gospel, in which the Son of Man deals with naked women throwing rocks in cemeteries, an eligible bachelor who is temporarily endonkeyed, and his Earth-dad's lack of carpentry skills. It's everything you need for a great party!

Topics of discussion: Birthdays and presents, the King of Kings of Queens, Joshua bar Josef's Bizarre Adventure, the life and death of Alexander the Great, Mary: The King of Women, a regrettably extended discussion of the Holy Prepuce, the five times Jesus bled, Karl der Große, the ado about this mule, the Harold Allnut of Bible, Dumachus, a portal to the live coal dimension, throne building tips.

Hymnal: "Baby Boy" by Beyoncé

Offertory: Each person should do as they have decided in their heart, so if you enjoy the show, head to ko-fi.com/apocrypals, for the Apocrypals love a cheerful giver.

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68: Scent of a Jesus (The First, Second, and Third Apocryphal Apocalypses of John)

68: Scent of a Jesus (The First, Second, and Third Apocryphal Apocalypses of John)

Welcome to your Not-So-Dirty Thirties, Theophiloi! For as it is written, in the New Jerusalem, we will all be at the age where it's time to start thinking about getting an IRA, and realizing that we c...

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67: Bad Things to Call Your Mother (The Book of Bartholomew)

67: Bad Things to Call Your Mother (The Book of Bartholomew)

Having a bad day, Theophiloi? I mean, yes, of course you are, we all are in These Unprecedented Times. But hey, let's look on the bright side! At least angels aren't poking out your eyes, cutting out ...

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66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)

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65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)

65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)

Can you believe we're stuck in this elevator together, Theophiloi? I guess there's nothing we can do but pass the time with the clip show episode of Torah while we wait for the power to come back on. ...

3 Kesä 20201h 51min

64: Spiritual Warfare Is Good, Actually (Bible Adventures and the Wisdom Tree catalogue)

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63: Wist Not To Whom Ne Whither (The Lives of St. Roche and St. Guinefort)

63: Wist Not To Whom Ne Whither (The Lives of St. Roche and St. Guinefort)

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6 Touko 20201h 39min

62: Oh, the Jews' Manatees! (The Book of Numbers)

62: Oh, the Jews' Manatees! (The Book of Numbers)

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